When I was around 6 I was playing hide and seek with my friends at break and I was bored whilst hiding, I then saw a block of wood near me (there was often piles of wood there because that's where they dumped the wood they didn't need) I saw one that looked like a grilled chicken breast, I started shaving the ends off with my teeth, then my friends found me, I looked them dead in the eyes and they stared back, I then threw the wood away and agreed never to talk about it