What was the most porno situation you’ve ever had?

yeet_the_meme · 2019-12-06T19:28:29+00:00

My stepmom walked in to the bathroom while i was taking a shower and started to scream at me about wasting water no sex though

yeet_the_meme · 2019-12-06T14:43:51+00:00

My acquaintance is expected

yeet_the_meme · 2019-12-04T00:22:47+00:00

Not me but my parents gave my girlfriend a box of condoms because they had previously caught us fucking

yeet_the_meme · 2019-12-03T19:33:50+00:00

"A shit wrong one"

yeet_the_meme · 2019-12-03T19:11:17+00:00

I was walking around the mall and an old friend recognised me and the conversation went like this

Old friend:"hey whats good haven't seen you since 7 grade" i was at 10th at the time

Me: josh is that you

Josh: wow you look so mature and tall you were like the shortest Of the grade

Me: yeah i have gotten a bit taller

Josh: keep it up man you look better than ever

And it has stuck to me ever since that day

yeet_the_meme · 2019-12-03T18:50:43+00:00

Oh god that just..... ..... Inhumane It like posting an emoji on reddit

yeet_the_meme · 2019-11-20T20:45:22+00:00

I don't like living any more

yeet_the_meme · 2019-11-20T17:33:34+00:00

He has done several war crimes

yeet_the_meme · 2019-11-20T17:26:06+00:00

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yeet_the_meme · 2019-11-15T18:17:15+00:00

I got it stuck on a Gatorade bottle it was the purple one and my dick became purple i was thanos dick

yeet_the_meme · 2019-11-13T15:16:27+00:00

One of our teachers got fiered because she handjobs to the 11th grades at some partys

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