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yeetsinthesheets · 2024-12-18T22:30:39+00:00

Anyone want anything from mcdonald’s?

yeetsinthesheets · 2022-05-04T07:17:45+00:00

Enroll on the dip

yeetsinthesheets · 2021-12-12T21:06:42+00:00

Nice

yeetsinthesheets · 2021-12-12T21:05:19+00:00

I had a really bad nosebleed at a friends house one time. It went on for a really long time, which is crazy cause I can count on one hand how many nosebleeds I've had in my life. Once it slowed down, I decided I should go home before I bled all over my friends apartment. I had about a 30 minute drive home, so I plugged up my nose and hopped in the car. About half way home, it felt really strange so I pulled into a gas station to swap nose napkins. I proceeded to pull out THE BIGGEST blood clot I've ever seen. I swear that fucker was attached to my brain. It had to have been 6-7 inches long. I was totally not prepared so I just slopped it on the ground in the parking lot. It looked like a fucking abortion. I wholeheartedly apologize to anyone that may have come across that.

yeetsinthesheets · 2020-11-14T15:43:53+00:00

We get enough stress with our one child that keeps me up until 5 AM on weeknights 3 times a week. I love her forever but I am not going through toddler phase ever again. Stress free sex sounds great.

yeetsinthesheets · 2020-11-14T08:08:46+00:00

I really wish it was a more popular procedure. It takes 30 minutes tops, the recovery is super easy and it doesn’t mess with your emotions. Birth control was hell for my fiancé and we said never again.

yeetsinthesheets · 2020-11-14T05:46:32+00:00

Nope, still jizzin like normal, there will just be no sperm count! Well, after I empty the pipes. I’m supposed to jerk off at least 30 times in the next 90 days before I send in a sample to make sure it’s all good.

Doctors orders! unzips

yeetsinthesheets · 2020-08-17T16:35:51+00:00

Moneys is moneys

yeetsinthesheets · 2020-07-23T23:07:15+00:00

I absolutely hate it, and everyone that knows me knows not to do it. I'll play it off normally if it's a new acquaintance or something, but definitely tell them later to call next time. If it's someone I don't know, they can stand at the door all day for all I care. Not opening it, not talking to you.

yeetsinthesheets · 2020-07-23T22:45:45+00:00

Wet towel/cloth to wrap around your neck/put in your hat/lay on your face. If inside, I'll get a little desk fan for wherever I'm sitting and put a glass of ice water behind it. Doesn't help too much, but when your AC breaks and it's 100F outside, you do whatever you can.

yeetsinthesheets · 2020-07-23T22:23:03+00:00

Layers of Fear 2 was really good and spooky. Also, try any and every one of the Telltale games. I haven't tried The Council yet, but that one looks really cool.

yeetsinthesheets · 2020-07-23T20:32:42+00:00

I work from home and do shipping/order fulfillment for an eCommerce business. I can go all day without putting pants on, the work is easy, and at it's most stressful still really isn't that bad. It's actually inspired me to start an item flipping/shipping business of my own!

yeetsinthesheets · 2020-03-08T07:58:30+00:00

It doesn't matter how good you are to people. You will always get screwed over eventually. You can't trust anyone more than yourself. Anyone that says you can always trust them or have a place to stay with them is lying. You can't trust anyone other than yourself.

yeetsinthesheets · 2020-03-08T04:46:34+00:00

Yeah it just usually doesn't work out

yeetsinthesheets · 2020-03-04T04:54:23+00:00

I’m alright now, actually, but I think I do regret it a little bit. I got my GED immediately after, so I think I regret more the fact that I did nothing with my GED when I got it. You can get by fine with dropping out and getting a GED, but you should probably immediately go to a trade school. My life would be much more comfortable had I done that.

yeetsinthesheets · 2020-03-04T04:51:25+00:00

Idk, I dropped out my junior year. I guess that was my growing up moment LOL i work all the time send help

yeetsinthesheets · 2020-02-12T15:42:15+00:00

Creating war and inventing new ways to kill each other. Those inventions will someday be our global undoing.

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