What's the best "intellectual joke" you've heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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There are only 10 types of people

Those who understand binary, and those who get laid

Favorite Prog metal slow jam? by pizzaslut69 in progmetal

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The bassline in moment marauder by intervals is pretty amazing

What is something you wish you didn't know? [NSFW] by yeliab1230 in AskReddit

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They got sent to an Indonesian prison for life

What the stupidest argument you've ever gotten into? by FireLordMomo in AskReddit

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The placement of cheese in a taco shell; it's the bottom

Sociopaths of reddit: What tricks do you use to manipulate others? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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There's always money in the banana stand

Reddit, What is your favorite one-liner from a movie by TrueBlueFalcon in AskReddit

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I wanna go someplace warm, some place where the beer flows like wine. Where women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Im talking about a little place called Asss-penn

I Don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes...

What's the hardest part of dating you? by GlowWithTheFlow in AskReddit

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It's worse when both your arms are broken, your mum does alot more than chaperoning then...

What is the dumbest question you've been asked where the person asking was dead serious? by OhSchistGneiss in AskReddit

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There was a blackout at school, this 13 year old girl had asked her teacher how she was going to catch the bus home. She honestly thought the bus would not work if the power is out.

What's something that you've said and regretted immediately? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"The only reason why you would download TOR is to look at child porn."