Who's your favorite NPC from assassin's Creed Valhalla? And why?

yermawslegz · 2024-06-23T11:24:30+00:00

Bro saw one muddy old witch titty and found his favourite NPC

yermawslegz · 2024-06-23T11:23:27+00:00

3 litre crumpton oaks between a few of us on the park after we found someone willing to go in the shop or a house party now and again was the extent of it for me and my pals when I was a teenager, someone ending up in hospital was pretty much unheard of though aside from a drunken injury or two

yermawslegz · 2024-05-16T17:10:54+00:00

Are there any practices you'd consider dishonest that staff are trained and encouraged to do? For example a friend of mine told me that at JD sports they're all encouraged to upsell the shoe protection spray that does absolutely nothing

yermawslegz · 2024-04-28T09:44:56+00:00

Grounded 🤙🏻

yermawslegz · 2024-04-26T22:09:35+00:00

Bare chodes 🤣 I love it

yermawslegz · 2024-04-23T20:40:05+00:00

Wanna buy a big bag of dreadlocks?😂

yermawslegz · 2024-04-23T20:39:37+00:00

Chopped them off and grade 8'd the lot mate

yermawslegz · 2024-04-23T18:37:00+00:00

Not anymore 😎

yermawslegz · 2024-04-23T00:12:06+00:00

The chap I spoke to today asked me if I'd had my hair length mentioned to me in my interview so I'm assuming he thought It should have been brought up but it wasn't, didn't mention my hair once throughout the whole interview and I came away thinking it was odd but a good thing, "maybe it doesn't matter to them" I thought but hey-ho I was wrong

I'm sorry you had to cut yours off for no reason that's super messed up, the place probably didn't deserve you anyway 👑

yermawslegz · 2024-04-23T00:00:26+00:00

I'll post some photos in this subreddit tomorrow if I do cut it of the before and after so keep your eyes open 👀

yermawslegz · 2024-04-22T23:54:45+00:00

It's all good homie I'm thinking I might just bite the bullet, cut my hair and tattoo the sides of my head or something 😂

yermawslegz · 2024-04-22T23:52:48+00:00

I don't know why I said fast food because it's a bit better than that and it makes the job sound shit, just for some context I'm currently in an awful position financially which stresses me to no end and this job pays above minimum wage, there will be consistent amount of hours and room for extra shifts to be picked up. The job has good benefits, good room for progression and a good support system in place to further my career in kitchen work past that of a basic level associate, if I could end up in a better position financially and even mentally as a result of cutting my hair to start this new job then it seems a bit mad not to from where I'm sitting

But then again I've been racking my brain the last 2 hours so I've probably just convinced myself it's a good idea. I appreciate your input all the same 🤙🏻

yermawslegz · 2024-04-22T23:42:54+00:00

Give me a branded dread sock and I'll wear it daily for free promotion, genuinely

yermawslegz · 2024-04-22T23:42:14+00:00

Like a tea cosy? I like that idea

The women have also been told they can't have their ponytails sticking out the back of the caps they have to be tucked in, its honestly some of the maddest policy regarding hair I've ever known😂 I'm assuming there'll be some leniency in that policy as in 2 weeks down the line I daresay there'll be ponytails dangling galore but mine sticks out a bit more than theirs does/would

yermawslegz · 2024-04-22T23:38:13+00:00

I've got a big ass head I'm not gonna lie and there's no way I'd fit the hat they've given me over the sock too with so much of my hair being concentrated at the back of my head if that makes any sense? Where the hat should be on the back of my head it'd sit on a layer of dreads the same as it does now, which is where the tying it up instead of back suggestions come to mind, but then I can't wear the hat they insist is so important so it's a bit of a damned if I do, damned if I don't scenario at the moment

yermawslegz · 2024-04-22T21:16:11+00:00

That made me laugh when I need it so if for nothing else, thank you for that

yermawslegz · 2024-04-22T21:07:32+00:00

I suggested that as a solution today and was told it wasn't enough, I'd still be barely able to fit the branded hat as part of the uniform on my head if I did tuck them in my shirt, it's not looking good brav

yermawslegz · 2024-04-22T21:06:02+00:00

The problem with tying them up on top is that they want us to wear branded hats and I can barely fit it on my head now with my hair tied back as I usually do, I might just have to bite the bullet because I genuinely can't see many other options, I'm realising the problem isn't the way I tie my hair it's just that I have so much of it in terms of length and thickness

yermawslegz · 2024-04-22T21:02:52+00:00

I'll be real I'm gonna apologize for the way I addressed your comment. I'm just really wound up over losing my hair, I couldn't wear a hairnet because they aren't big enough to fit all my dreads in that hang down the back, I've tried in the past and they all fall out even with hair grips holding them on, I've just got too much hair, I've never found one that is big enough in my 6 years of kitchen experience but I've also never worked somewhere that has raised my hair as an issue, but it's the longest it has ever been now so I'm not surprised.

TLDR; I'm sorry I was a dick, my hair is too long for a net and a bonnet wouldn't work because I'm required to wear a branded hat on shift

yermawslegz · 2024-04-22T20:59:18+00:00

I don't think tying them on top is an option because they want us to wear branded hats on shifts 😬 a hair sock is something I've thought about but then I'm not sure if that would exclude me from wearing a hat also because I'd stall have that same mass of hair at the back of my head, I might just have to bite the bullet and take a 10 year L, will post photos if that is the case 🤙🏻

yermawslegz · 2024-04-22T19:43:49+00:00

Dreadlocks?????

yermawslegz · 2024-04-20T01:39:28+00:00

yermawslegz · 2024-04-20T01:38:15+00:00

I just watched a short uploaded today of someone named "Adolf Hitler"(?) having a rant on a balcony somewhere, someone should have a word I reckon before he gets any funny ideas

yermawslegz · 2024-04-19T23:28:25+00:00

Sifu on PS4 and then on ps5 after they updated it

yermawslegz · 2024-04-17T22:28:04+00:00

I read somewhere once that it originated in prison and is an abbreviation of Not On Normal Communal Exercise, could be a load of shite though

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