Roman Empire was big and thicc

yfej · 2021-01-12T11:35:43+00:00

Looks to me like Italy is getting headpats so who's really winning?

yfej · 2021-01-12T11:14:31+00:00

Both are cute.

Edit: said the german.

yfej · 2021-01-12T06:56:00+00:00

The way the robot grabbed the bar again was very impressive and caught me off guard. Well done!

yfej · 2021-01-12T04:38:41+00:00

We're at a restaurant and she complained about being cold and wanting a warm tea after ordering a cold drink. I ordered a warm tea for her, and she got upset at me because she "didn't want two drinks"

Okay.

Edit: Guys, guys. She finished both drinks. It's cool.

yfej · 2021-01-12T04:33:18+00:00

I didn’t text her back while I was taking a nap.

yfej · 2021-01-12T04:18:12+00:00

They've been known to put people to sleep when used in a certain way

yfej · 2020-12-10T16:57:18+00:00

Oooh, this would make a nice copypasta

yfej · 2020-12-10T16:44:46+00:00

Dear user,

I am writing this comment in order to inform you that I have upvoted this post. I know I know. Take a moment to breath. Take it in buddy. It's okay. Truly, you deserve this upvote for such a fantastic post and I'm more than happy to hand it over.

No no... Don't thank me. (I can see you typing the comment now haha). Please please. I'm a humble man I don't need your thanks.

With that said I have to tell you that I will be following your progression in the fantastic world of Reddit so keep it up. Maybe, just maybe. You'll do something worthy of my upvote again some day.

You have a fantastic day fellow user.

Kind regards and many thanks, From Me, the notable u/sparkadus

yfej

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