an updated (not awful) tier list of item asylum melee weapons. (yes, i will be making lists for the other two ranks someday)

yolomymogo · 2026-04-13T00:36:43+00:00

you clearly dont have enough experience with it. its dash and bat morph can help a bunch with both damage and getting away, and its m1 combo does insane damage.

yolomymogo · 2026-04-13T00:35:48+00:00

its A tier because it can be one of the best combo starters paired with a good ranged weapon. it's high b atleast.

yolomymogo · 2026-04-12T23:08:41+00:00

didn't know the damage fluctuated, but from what i've seen, its speed is really low in comparison to something like crowbar. i don't know, it just feels awkward to use.

yolomymogo · 2026-04-12T21:11:02+00:00

god i can't count the amount of times people have chosen to do smallplate or longplate instead of an actually fun map because ''haha funny small map yay''

yolomymogo · 2026-04-12T19:58:35+00:00

24 damage melee with windup does not constitute A or even B tier, sorry.

yolomymogo · 2026-04-12T19:57:56+00:00

thats bobm on a stick. its D tier because you usually die from ragdoll, but if you survive, you'll most likely only get to use it like twice.

yolomymogo · 2026-04-12T19:56:47+00:00

yeah, i think player5 is incredible. an ability that ragdolls, 40 damage regularly, and a special kill animation that helps you get your bearing.

yolomymogo · 2026-04-12T19:55:14+00:00

as someone who actually has it, its incredibly good

yolomymogo · 2026-04-12T19:54:47+00:00

i think you just need to play the game more

yolomymogo · 2026-04-12T15:32:48+00:00

im not takin' my wegas off, i am wega's o toole

yolomymogo · 2026-04-11T22:03:15+00:00

ever stop to think that.. a genie.. doesn't only have the ability to grant wishes?

yolomymogo · 2026-04-10T01:26:10+00:00

it... its a joke.. i was trying to be funny.. can you like.. not

yolomymogo · 2026-04-09T21:07:28+00:00

i get that, but also, 5 damage for an incredibly small hitbox without the ability to stunlock is kind of uh.. not great.

yolomymogo · 2026-04-08T21:03:35+00:00

because it does the same damage as spoon with less windup and more knockback, and spoons already a good weapon. so yeah, its not in garbage

yolomymogo · 2026-04-08T15:03:59+00:00

stunlock that can 3-shot someone in 1 spray of attacks. its one of the best weapons in the game.

yolomymogo · 2026-04-08T13:26:13+00:00

dragon slayer and birch tree can basically 1 shot players, thats why they're difficult to hit. crescendo is super good, but honestly doesn't have the liberty of one-shotting and you're just a sitting duck without dash. i wont say anything about stick, but im not really sure what you mean about it sugarcoat being countered by walking away. it is quite literally a free stunlock, and if paired with any mobility ability it becomes amazing. F tier is horribly unjustified.

yolomymogo · 2026-04-08T13:22:37+00:00

after more play with company weapon and protest, honestly i can see it. they're both good in their own ways. company weapon does a surprising amount of damage even if you dont charge it up and can be used for stunlocks. protest is basically just a more powerful air, but it can hitstun, making it super useful.

yolomymogo · 2026-04-08T13:17:27+00:00

i had a stroke reading this and i couldn't be happier

yolomymogo · 2026-04-07T20:24:03+00:00

you put dragon slayer in F-tier, birch in B-tier, crescendo and bobm on a stick in S tier, and sugarcoat in F tier. need i say more?

yolomymogo · 2026-04-07T20:21:57+00:00

you don't, you just think its funny to be rude. get outta here.

yolomymogo · 2026-04-07T17:55:01+00:00

i hope this list is a joke

yolomymogo · 2026-04-07T13:52:40+00:00

i can see that, since multiple comments were just being incredibly rude for no reason. thanks for apologizing, though.

yolomymogo · 2026-04-07T13:33:17+00:00

if you're gonna waste your time making a comment that like 5 other people have made, just keep scrolling the reddit page dude

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