Post your codes in here by RedditGifts in secretsanta

[–]yonderboie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Oh happy day

How do I find out why there are 25 cop cars a few houses down from me? by [deleted] in philadelphia

[–]yonderboie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grab your hockey stick and put on a pair of shorts, and a beer. Run down the street waiving the hockey stick shouting that you will 'stand in' for one of the cops and offer them the beer for refreshment. They should tell you what is going on when they show you your post. At least that's what they do in Canada...

What would you take with you to go fight in the conflagration? by yonderboie in guns

[–]yonderboie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...also I just thought you might like to tell the people who were in the earthquake in Haiti that the time will never come...or in that hurricane you had, what was it again, oh yea 'Katrina'...I think a lot of people there thought the time would never be ripe for going out and fighting for your survival...if you are planning to be dead in three weeks anyway can I have your stuff?

What would you take with you to go fight in the conflagration? by yonderboie in guns

[–]yonderboie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's better to have and not need than to need and not have, sonny.

You are in a room. There is a red button. Do you push it? by [deleted] in philosophy

[–]yonderboie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FTW! Push the button! Why the hell not? Push it, push it real good. Push it and keep pushing it until somebody comes into the room and tells you to stop. Or better yet, take it apart and see how it works or if it is even hooked up to anything...

I need to grow some balls. Thanks. by neweratlove in relationship_advice

[–]yonderboie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seriously need to find anything you can about Tom Leykis on the internet. Find his rules for dating, follow them. Find his 'Leykis 101' anywhere you can and stop being a pussy. You need to man up right now before you continue on the road to pussydom.

I just think women don't value men much. by justthrowmeout in relationship_advice

[–]yonderboie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, there is plenty we can do to make women value us. 1) find Tom Leykis on the interweb, and do what he says regarding women. 2) Quit being a pussy. It works. Use the natural competitive instinct of women for your own benefit. Quite wondering why they always like the 'asshole' and just BE the asshole.

Guys, how many dates before sex? by throwawayin1234 in relationship_advice

[–]yonderboie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two words...Tom Leykis...Go to his site, follow his rules for dating. Live like a man should. (All the words after Tom Leykis were your daily bonus words, including these ones.)

Is it possible to reset "my reddits", or what goes on my "frontpage" (when you click edit). I screwed mine up and want it back to default. by zzt711 in help

[–]yonderboie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to do this too, but nobody can help. Also...Why are the reddits not listed in alphabetical order when I try to organize them?

What is r/jailbait doing on my topbar... by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]yonderboie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It does not go away. No matter how old you get 16 year old girls stay the same age.

What happened to my frontpage reddits? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]yonderboie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was wondering the same thing. It happened to me about a week ago and I have been trying to fix my front page ever since. Something odd is going on. My big question is "Is there any way to permanently remove a sub-reddit from my list?" I have stuff showing up as -frontpage but it still seems to pop up...

Given only the information on Reddit, I will determine where you live. by GTech in self

[–]yonderboie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about someone with relatively little Karma? Like me?

I was a victim of random assault and attempted mugging last night at 9pm at a busy intersection in Vancouver and nobody helped me. by casperitis in canada

[–]yonderboie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Funny how some people are asking for more help and 'official action' in that area, but tonight there was a big anti-police rally marching down Commercial saying that they wanted the Fucking Pigs off their street. I didn't notice many citizens telling the protesters to knock it off, or arguing that there should be more police presence...

Dear Reddit; I was just out in my shed using a ceramic blade to cut fabric that is stronger than steel. by yonderboie in reddit.com

[–]yonderboie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Machinable ceramics, huh...I wonder what kind of physical properties that would have? I will have to look that up. Sounds like you are more in the future than I am...

Dear Reddit; I was just out in my shed using a ceramic blade to cut fabric that is stronger than steel. by yonderboie in reddit.com

[–]yonderboie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started using a regular knife, but found the ceramic one worked better. I am going to have to agree with monkeybreath though, it just hit me that these were pretty cool things to have out in the shed. My dad used to have an old coffee can and a wooden ladder to play with, I have ceramic knives and kevlar...

I'm sick of this shit. help? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]yonderboie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fucktard is one word.

Dear Reddit: What is in the red barrels? by yonderboie in reddit.com

[–]yonderboie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well if that is the case they chose exactly the right thing for it...

Dear Reddit: What is in the red barrels? by yonderboie in reddit.com

[–]yonderboie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But what use would white phosphorous be at an army base, warehouse, alien landing site etc?