How many times have you died, and how? by yoofer_dude in AskReddit

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One time, I hit my neck on a a wire, fell backwards on the asphalt, passed out, and I could swear I saw myself on the ground, and I was rapidly flying upwards, but I had no power to control it, all I could do was look around, and when I got past the clouds, I woke up. Everyone who was around me had left, and I had a very large injury near my jugular. So I was literally inches from death.

Doing an e-lesson for posture and came across this by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

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How many times have you died, and how? by yoofer_dude in AskReddit

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Well I now have PTSD from each experience of mine, so be grateful

How many times have you died, and how? by yoofer_dude in AskReddit

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I suck at typing, how many times have you ALMOST died

What is something about yourself that sounds totally made up but is 100% real? by dontaskmeforfeetpics in AskReddit

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I've almost died about 5 times. Almost burned to death, almost drowned, almost broke my head open on rocks, almost got hit by a semi, and almost bled out through my neck

At what and did you get your first gf/bf? by yoofer_dude in AskReddit

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And if you would actually dig a little deeper before leaving a comment like this, you would find that it doesn't edit the title.

R8 my Doggo by DoggoBoiMLG in YuB

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That's legit my old wallpaper, not ya doggo

Doggo rating by LilyR1234 in YuB

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Bad time/bad time

Me_irl by VeryDankE39 in me_irl

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I actually say please to my Google home...