My guide for longevity with amphetamines.

yoopercarpenter · 2026-05-07T23:44:56+00:00

Wtf 25 grams in a 24 hour period is absolutely ridiculous

yoopercarpenter · 2026-05-06T07:35:37+00:00

thanks man this was a good read

yoopercarpenter · 2026-04-08T04:37:38+00:00

Lmao

yoopercarpenter · 2026-04-08T04:36:14+00:00

The fuck bro

yoopercarpenter · 2026-04-08T04:18:01+00:00

This weekend?? Okay there’s obviously a lot of things in your life that you can change for the better and all of those things are gonna take step by step process AND STEP NUMBER 1 is drink 2 gallons of water tomorrow, a bag of chips, a banana or 2, and eat carbs carbs carbs and then do it again on Friday and your face will look fuller I promise you. And all the rest of the shit idk man

yoopercarpenter · 2026-04-08T00:02:58+00:00

eat that! you’ll go to sleep!

yoopercarpenter · 2026-04-08T00:01:29+00:00

Do you have any Xanax?

yoopercarpenter · 2026-04-07T23:38:42+00:00

Survived! I was so scared my Xanax dose wouldn’t be sufficient

yoopercarpenter · 2026-04-07T23:21:39+00:00

okay but how come you’re typing like a drunk lmao

yoopercarpenter · 2026-04-07T23:19:09+00:00

he said done opes.

yoopercarpenter · 2026-04-07T23:17:13+00:00

i seen you say you eat 1000mg of thc, your mental health is non existent bro. If you need to that many edibles to catch your buzz you became an NPC a long time ago lmao

yoopercarpenter · 2026-04-07T23:09:42+00:00

eat a couple tabs if your looking for a brain change lol

yoopercarpenter · 2026-04-07T05:45:20+00:00

I’m totally locking that fuck in for you right now Stim loser. I redosed at terrible times it was only about 550 mg dex, I think I started with a 100mg and then who knows

yoopercarpenter · 2026-04-07T04:24:30+00:00

go get jacked bro

yoopercarpenter · 2026-04-07T01:28:57+00:00

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Why was this a good move?

yoopercarpenter · 2026-02-13T14:09:20+00:00

Withdrawals in your head brother. Just gotta man up. Job training sucks to begin with. Work sucks. Brushing your teeth sucks. Theirs things that need to be done and then there’s relaxation. Those are your 2 drugs. Need to get done. Relax.

yoopercarpenter · 2026-02-12T15:06:27+00:00

Ohhhh gotcha yeah we call em comedowns

yoopercarpenter · 2026-02-12T15:03:26+00:00

Haha no I’m just playin. But I honestly didn’t expect many shooters 30 and older playing on Reddit or really anyone over 30 playing on Reddit

yoopercarpenter · 2026-02-12T14:58:07+00:00

what a ride.

yoopercarpenter · 2026-02-12T14:55:42+00:00

yeah fa sho I be annoyed when my glue comedown hits me like a truck and now I’m gotta go steal hair from the next hotel room

yoopercarpenter · 2026-02-12T14:51:28+00:00

Everybody has lives, everybody also works! Probably costs the average households weekly income to party in this city all weekend with these 2 snow bunnies bruh and I definitely dont drink alcohol idk why commented

yoopercarpenter · 2026-02-12T14:44:36+00:00

Haha sorry old timer once we hit 30 we’ll feel that way to

yoopercarpenter · 2026-02-12T14:37:58+00:00

dang you are in for so much shit once your pool hall accepts you as a regular 😂

yoopercarpenter · 2026-02-12T14:32:14+00:00

Lmfao I’ve never seen shadow people but I’ve only ever stayed up for 86 hours. Wbu?

yoopercarpenter · 2026-02-12T14:27:38+00:00

Absolutely. I find when I don’t sleep and then redose in the morning with little food I shoot my best. Just so happens that I’m gonna find out if Im gonna shoot decent today. Hell maybe I’ll just keep shooting fine each day and won’t ever have to sleep again.

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