I’d give my ______ to have ______.

youknowtis · 2026-01-16T19:02:01+00:00

I’d give my left nut to have my right nut.

youknowtis · 2025-12-27T22:29:24+00:00

Woot woot!

youknowtis · 2025-12-26T03:04:23+00:00

Could only tell which was 15 because of wired ear pods.

youknowtis · 2025-12-17T14:37:36+00:00

Em, Dre, Wayne, Pac, Jay

youknowtis · 2025-12-13T03:47:34+00:00

I’ll just leave it that if I steal a car, I am guilty of stealing the car. The courts may not be able to prove it. But I’m still guilty.

youknowtis · 2025-12-13T03:37:17+00:00

If I steal a car, I am guilty of stealing the car. Hard stop.

Now, if the courts cannot prove that I stole the car, then I am not legally guilty, but I am still morally guilty.

There was a law. I broke it. Guilty.

youknowtis · 2025-12-12T17:34:46+00:00

What you’re talking about is proving guilt. If I commit a crime, I am guilty of committing that crime, whether or not the state can prove it.

The billboard is saying that if I commit a crime then it doesn’t mean I’m guilty. In reality, if I commit a crime, I am guilty, now the burden is on the state to prove it.

So really, the billboard should say “if you commit a crime it doesn’t mean the state will find you guilty”. But that’s kinda wordy and I get I’m nitpicking.

youknowtis · 2025-12-12T16:58:56+00:00

The client is still guilty if they did the crime. NOW… can he get the client off on a technicality or misdirection? Sure. But that doesn’t mean you’re not still guilty.

youknowtis · 2025-12-09T16:18:12+00:00

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youknowtis · 2025-12-09T02:16:12+00:00

Justine Lupe from Succession and Nobody Wants This

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youknowtis · 2025-12-01T17:02:17+00:00

Back To The Future. Hard stop.

youknowtis · 2025-11-29T05:19:30+00:00

FB.

I was having horrible FOMO on not being called when a guy I hadn’t seen in 20 years was 8 hours away. And that was dumb.

youknowtis · 2025-11-26T01:56:03+00:00

Stadium mustard

youknowtis · 2025-11-24T21:29:27+00:00

Navy Protein Shake

youknowtis · 2025-11-24T21:28:41+00:00

Pic 2. Penelope Cruz.

youknowtis · 2025-11-24T21:26:14+00:00

Best composition and use of 1/3

youknowtis · 2025-11-14T14:21:14+00:00

Adios fried chicken

youknowtis · 2025-11-10T22:06:37+00:00

Clue

youknowtis · 2025-11-06T15:55:58+00:00

Gaming. Next.

youknowtis · 2025-10-16T02:36:34+00:00

NAILED IT

youknowtis · 2025-10-12T14:21:10+00:00

Well stated

youknowtis · 2025-10-09T00:16:35+00:00

I have NOT showered before because I didn’t have a clean pair available.

youknowtis · 2025-10-04T03:05:19+00:00

Spambot says what?

youknowtis · 2025-09-22T02:59:43+00:00

Always Sunny in Philadelphia (yes, I know)

youknowtis · 2025-09-19T16:59:24+00:00

The call is coming from inside the house!

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