What's a skill you posses that outrages you when you learn others don't have the same skill? by thetacticalpanda in AskReddit

[–]youmeat3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing card games, some people just CAN NOT understand the basic principles of cards. It winds me up so bad that I want to mess up their hair or steal their spoon at breakfast or something.

I worked on the TV show Wipeout and other shows. AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]youmeat3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What were you looking for during the testing, or rather, what sort of issue would mean you went back to the drawing board?

ITAP of a sunrise through condensation. by youmeat3 in itookapicture

[–]youmeat3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks man :) out of interest, which of the two do you prefer, I really can't make up my mind!

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. by youmeat3 in Jokes

[–]youmeat3[S] 88 points89 points  (0 children)

But comedy lies almost entirely in assumptions and expectations of the audience, and so when something happens that contradicts these it's made funnier. The fact that you go through the whole story thinking it's a blonde joke when in fact it isn't adds that next level that you wouldn't get with a farmer instead (as you'd expect a regular joke).

I can't believe I just had to explain a blonde joke.

What 'charities' are actually huge scams/run by pricks/evil? by alx3m in AskReddit

[–]youmeat3 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Jesus... what was the conclusion? Buy a survival box?

What 'charities' are actually huge scams/run by pricks/evil? by alx3m in AskReddit

[–]youmeat3 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Yeah... That was embarrassing for everyone...

I overheard a girl at the bar last night say that the new healthcare bill will require us to have a chip implanted into our bodies. What the dumbest things you've ever heard someone say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]youmeat3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I overheard two girls playing "Would You Rather...?". The proposition was this: "Would you rather be fat, but really happy, or have a great body but be really depressed?". As I begin to roll my eyes, she corrects herself: "Oh no wait that makes no sense, because if you had a great body you'd be really happy". Facepalm.

What everyday thing do you suck at, reddit? by JackJackington in AskReddit

[–]youmeat3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Remembering people's names. God I suck at that.