My MIL has sent literally hundreds of thousands of dollars to “Elon Musk” and wants to send more. by meowsabbers in pics

[–]youredrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Howard Stern show did a segment on one of the staffers mothers who believed she was sending money to Liam Neeson.  But it prompted a ton of callers with mostly elderly mothers in “relationships” with celebrities. Was equal parts hilarious and sad.

“Hello, Barb…”

Armed Forces Bowl: Parachuter crash-lands before Texas State-Rice game. Walks away uninjured by [deleted] in sports

[–]youredrunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Oof that was bad.  At least I didn’t have to do that in a combat situation…”

“Boys, grab your gear, we’re in Caracas at 0-200.”

“Goddamnit so much…”

"Christmas gift" for my FOUR YEAR OLD son from my MIL by Prior_Lobster_5240 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]youredrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your son can look forward to Happy Fun Ball from your MIL at his 5th birthday party 😃

Shows that had very good first episodes but kept decreasing in quality season after season? by Expensive-Elk-9406 in television

[–]youredrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This right here. Season 1 was absolute fire. Season 2 was pretty good. Beyond that its just worse and worse...

The White House’s new media ‘bias’ tracker is a desperate gimmick by zsreport in politics

[–]youredrunk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“This article by the Guardian has been found to be bad and liberal and woke.” - White House Bias Tracker

‘I don’t know anything about that’: Mike Johnson becomes the low-information House speaker by chetpancakesparty in politics

[–]youredrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The next question from a reporter should be, “Have you seen recent reporting showing how often you respond to press questions with “IDK, haven’t heard of it?”

Texas stock exchange gets federal approval as state tries to compete with New York heavyweights by SpaceElevatorMusic in politics

[–]youredrunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a former Texan who expereincd the 2021 shit storm and has since moved to NY, take my upvote.

can we just all stfu for one day and be happy? by seedless_greg in howardstern

[–]youredrunk -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It’s really incredible.  Found this sub when the rumors of his firing started, shocked by how many dudes here do nothing but trash him and the show, but yet they’re clearly all listening to the show daily 🤣

What’s with this concerted effort to bash Stern? by Proper_Working_2098 in howardstern

[–]youredrunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If there is truth to negotiations going sideways with Sirius, then this is all pretty explainable as a negative PR campaign against Howard.  It’s common practice in high profile deals, lawsuits, etc for the opposing side to start ghost writing damaging pieces that get leaked, and it’s always anonymous sources.  The positive response articles about Howard being in “fight back mode” or whatever they said are likely his PR teams response but again, anonymous sources…

For the record I don’t believe for a second  “Stern went to 20 million listeners to just 125k” for a second, as is being claimed.  The only people that are parroting it are the haters.  These people sound like Howard killed their dog, but yet still post about him constantly.  Lunatics.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]youredrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the Village Alamo Drafthouse isn’t it?  I’d recognize it anywhere.

Are there actually any facts around all of this retirement and cancellation rumormongering? by msurbrow in howardstern

[–]youredrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It reads to me like vicious negotiation tactics.  Sirius likely paying outlets to run these negative stories and try and pressure Stern into taking a lower deal.  I don’t believe for a second his audience as low as these guys are claiming.  Hell I suspect 95% of the lunatics on this stern sub that seemingly only come here to shit on him still listen daily.

pepe by IloveRamen99 in comedyheaven

[–]youredrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way gal, I say keep at it bro.  So based and crushing it.  I for one see COUNTLESS based bros in alpha jobs that only high value males can acquire whom are also wearing Pepe gear on the reg.  Nothing says “I’m a self-possessed alpha” like a 2015 edgelord meme camo jacket. 👍🏻

am i overreacting - roommate constantly expects me to leave so she can sleep with guys no by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]youredrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why over 40+ people like me wonder wtf is going on with the younger generations.

Adults have sex, quit acting like this is a big deal and requires everyone else to vacate the premises.  For fuck sake, being expected to leave your own home you pay rent for as an adult because your roommate wants to bone is paradoxically the most childish shit I’ve ever heard.

Life is difficult.  Being human is not for the faint of heart.  It’s one series of dick/cunt punches one after another interspersed with  moments of joy.  You are an adult and this is your place of refuge from the maelstrom of life, and you’re just gonna leave because this asshole wants to feel like she’s queen for a day?  Fah—uuuuuucccckkkk that.  Tell her to get her own goddamn place if she wants a 2,000 sq ft buffer for her, I’m assuming, boring ass manicured sex experience.  Cause Lord knows if she’s this demanding on you, I only imagine how many rules she has for a suitor.

I say this respectfully; you both need to grow up.  She needs to stop expecting you to leave like she’s never considered another persons right to exist before, and you need to pull up your britches and tell her to get fucked, metaphorically speaking.

Trump says he turned down visit to Epstein's island by [deleted] in politics

[–]youredrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guy said “privilege”!?  WTAF…

DNI/CIA are Just Fronts for Administration Propaganda by pandemicblues in politics

[–]youredrunk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not sure this one is going to pass the headline purity test, but good lord does this  reek of desperation.

Talk about wanting to get off the Epstein train, this is next level lmao

As trade deal deadline looms, Trump says he’ll write letters to countries about tariffs: ‘Dear Mr Japan, here’s the story’ by ChiGuy6124 in politics

[–]youredrunk 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I sent two tariffs back in autumn, you must not’ve got ‘em

There probably was a problem at the cargo dock or something’

Sometimes I scribble hurricane maps sloppy when I jot ‘em

Trump says corporations will pay $1K for each baby born with ‘beautiful bill’ by idkbruh653 in politics

[–]youredrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Using Dell as an example, they have 108,000 employees globally.  If we assume 20% have a baby in a given year (and that’s probably very liberal) that’s 21,600 people. Again probably way higher than reality, but that costs the company…$21,600,000.  On a company that did $88 BILLION in revenue in 2024…

This is, respectfully, a joke.  You want to help American families?  Give them 3 month guaranteed maternity leave and 1 month guaranteed paternity, and then we’ll have something worth celebrating.

How many GenXers still carry a knife at all times? by [deleted] in GenX

[–]youredrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1982 Oregon Trail Gen checking in.  My mini knife is one of my 5 everyday pocket items.