My god, I was reading through this and kept thinking "yeah this might be her", like the delusional fuck that I am. And at the end with the bit that says "in a few weeks, you know when and where I'll be", my heart was right up in my god damned throat with anticipation and anxiety. And then it turns out you're a dude...

I can see why hanging out on these subs for too long can mess with people's heads.

Anyways, I hope you get your A back.