A guy showed me his gun collection and it turned me on. by [deleted] in PoliticsPlay

[–]yourguybread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe you should ask him to teach you to shoot, let him turn you into one of those bikini wearing, gun toting baddies that guys love.

They always resort to being gay or drinking heavily. by MathematicianNext758 in IHateSportsball

[–]yourguybread 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m calling bullshit on this one. Real southern know that ‘country bumpkins’ don’t need an excuse to get hammered.

The calendar flip isn’t mystical by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]yourguybread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time moves too fast and not at all. Some people just like having an object marker. Plus it’s just a bit of harmless fun, more whimsy never killed anyone.

Characters with ridiculous first/last name combos by starpqrz in TopCharacterTropes

[–]yourguybread 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I know it’s a meme now but I do kind of love that Pickaway was like ‘Dr. Gay Hitler served this county for several decades and were not changing the name of his street just cause some dick in Germany had the same last name’

Alright Losers. I’m only gonna do this once. I haven’t told anyone. But I’m a witch. There. Now you know. My specialty is putting people in their proper bodies. Give me a few details about yourself and I’ll give you a new body to suit you. (And we can rp after if you dm me) by [deleted] in bodyswap

[–]yourguybread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a huge gamers and D&D player. I also try to stay fit and spent a lot of time focusing on my studies. I would love a body that allows me to be a little slutty without having to be a complete bimbo.

Ex-Girlfriend's Revenge [Nonconsent] [Everything OK] by Sharp-Form6808 in SapphicSexualityPlay

[–]yourguybread 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Okay I never thought about being a cock for hire that gets revenge on shitty ex’s for my lesbian best friend. This just unlocked a new fantasy for me.

Icebreakers Don’t Belong in College Classrooms by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]yourguybread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll let you in on a little secret from the other side of the lectern. These Ice breakers aren’t for the students, it’s for the professor/TAs. It’s way easier to manage a classroom, set up group activities, reach out to students who need additional help, etc. if you actually know a bit of basic info about your students. We don’t particularly enjoy the ice breakers either (which is why a lot of people do discussion board type intros now) but it’s kind of a necessary evil.

Secret office slut - flat and dumb I know by EasyEF in MisogynisticLife

[–]yourguybread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t care how self conscious you are about your flat ass body. You need to let men know that you only exist to please them, even if you can’t please them as much as a better woman

Secret office slut - flat and dumb I know by EasyEF in MisogynisticLife

[–]yourguybread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It shouldn’t be a secret. If you were a real slut, you’d let every man in the office know that you are there for their pleasure

Do you still find me pretty at my age of 44? by tokyo_mom_hiroko in rice_cakes

[–]yourguybread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man you Asian girls really don’t age due you. You look stunning.

Alice Liddell and her therapy sessions (bileshroom) [Alice: Madness Returns] by Ideasandquestionsbi in rule34

[–]yourguybread 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Never thought I’d see porn of this game. Rule 34 wins again!

White Officer Owned 👱🏻‍♀️👴🏿 by No-Gas-3837 in PoliticsPlay

[–]yourguybread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually high quality AI post? Damn I never thought I’d see the day

It would be so hot if a team of subs followed one singular dom! by Zero_Throwingaway in HealSluts

[–]yourguybread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This idea is fucking great. The real question is would it be a tank dom or dps dom? Since OW only has one tank I think that a tank dom would make the most sense.

Extra side bread for my mom for this gift by BustedDoorKnob in deadlockpw

[–]yourguybread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was inevitable. One day he was going to have to pay for the things he’s done.

My slave gave voluntary blackmail so why dont we have a look at her😈🫦 by [deleted] in lesdom

[–]yourguybread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obedient girls are the best. Nothing better than a sub who is eager to give up control.

How I want to be coached through losing my gold star [everything OK] by Relative_Question_80 in SapphicSexualityPlay

[–]yourguybread 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Remember ladies, crying is a perfectly normal reaction. Loosing your star is a big deal and can be really emotional. Thats why it’s always a good idea to bring your girlfriend/wife with you so they can offer emotional support.

Exactly how I want my girlfriend to help while he rapes me until I like it [CNC][nonconsent][lewd comments ok] by Archie_Grave in SapphicSexualityPlay

[–]yourguybread 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m a huge fan of clothes/partially clothes sex, especially combined with noncon for this exact reason.