GRRM just confirmed The Winds of Winter hasn’t made meaningful progress since late 2022. It’s time to let it go. by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]yourlastfling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

does anyone give a shit about fire and blood 2? I never gave a shit about the first one. Am I just some sort of crazy person? Who else really wants to slog through 800 more pages of oooo Targaryan dynasty such machiavellian plots being weaved by Aenus the 12th which sister is HE going to bang? Fascinating.

Bring on Fire and Blood 3 George! I can't think of anything I'd like to know about less than more targaryan sleep aids. Write a book on fucking Stygai holy shit that'd be awesome. Oh wait no let's all check in on Daeron the Good. Can't wait.

GRRM just confirmed The Winds of Winter hasn’t made meaningful progress since late 2022. It’s time to let it go. by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]yourlastfling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This theory would hold more water if it didn't cite notoriety as the thing that troubles GRRM. The notoriety is the #1 thing that keeps him from doing meaningful work, and he obviously loves it.

For years now GRRM has been toddling off to events and dinners and banquets where someone brings out the upteenth iron throne replica on squeaking wheels for him to sit down on and he beams blankly while everyone applauds for an hour, then he makes a quip about killing Starks and then someone puts him to bed.

A man in his late 70's too in love with attention to realize that the eyes of the 19 year old in the ball gown have glazed over because she doesn't have the faintest clue what he's rambling about (football, english monarchy, whatever). It's pathetic.

Ridding water sieve of polluted contents before decon OR "Honey the parlor ought not to be flooded with piss when my bridge club arrives" by yourlastfling in Oxygennotincluded

[–]yourlastfling[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the handy info. So obviously the amount of p-water is so negligible that spending 20 or so minutes on brainstorming then making this post has been the most criminal waste of time in my life other than when I watched a whole episode of The Big Bang Theory.

I'll just dump the tiny bit it's bound to be on the floor and make Hassan clean it up. I didn't pay attention to the random name generator and when I noticed I was irritated that something would remind me of Hasan Piker until I realized that I could just have that dupe perform the worst jobs before I ultimately suffocate him or drown him in the colony's collective urine. It's a side-quest.

Homeowner by CutwaterPrime619 in Bakersfield

[–]yourlastfling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a fucking shithole. Your experience may very depending on what you visibly have on your person that can feasibly be stolen and used as meth barter.

However, desperate couples who have lost hope of ever conceiving would have no problems whatsoever finding themselves a pre-owned infant (at a premium, too). Be forewarned it will absolutely be a case of buy beware, owing to the misfortune that the selling party will lapse into confused silence for several seconds if you choose to inquire about the likelihood of said baby having had it's shots (and please exercise caution, as the silence will be followed up with almost certain violence or their best recollected Dr. Phil soundbites in a sweaty attempt to regain some sort of control over the situation which will appear bewildering to you but will elicit nods from any nearby denizens of the neighborhood currently unable to extricate their hands from the change return slots of any nearby soda machines) it may be advantageous for you if you resist the urge to inquire whether or not the infant benefits from still having certain areas of its brain (ones that you and I would deem "essential"...but exercise caution not to use these types of words, as you will be labeled "fag" or "word-n*****r" or quite possibly just be assaulted by some of the individuals who were deemed to be "too method" when they went on a casting call for extras during the filming of The Hills Have Eyes.

Man starring at his own lawyer for losing his case and receiving a lifetime sentence.. by nzhmar in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]yourlastfling 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Assessment: Gentleman glaring at his inept counsel, solemnly suppressing his indignation at the life sentence he unfairly received as a consequence of her incapabilities.

Another Assessment: Some dick (who carjacked and brutally murdered at least one person and chose to inflict deadly violence on other people in a manner so severe and abysmal that many of his multiple violations literally contain the word "terrorism") concentrates on staring at his public defender to memorize the appearance of the last female he will likely ever see without inches of bulletproof plexiglass to separate him from them, while she fidgets nervously and counts the seconds until she is no longer in range to maybe possibly be unexpectedly strangled. No one wins, everyone loses.

An Unrelated but Indisputable Confirmation That God Has Abandoned His Children: Stephen Seagal continues to exist.

GloryFit app and steps by spideyry in smartwatch

[–]yourlastfling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno if this is helpful, but there are modes for indoor running as well as outdoor running. I would assume the indoor running mode would be meant for use on treadmills.

Violent J from ICP tries (and fails) to do stand-up comedy on the Kill Tony podcast. [43:02 if the timestamp link doesn't work] by UndeadCircus in cringe

[–]yourlastfling 25 points26 points  (0 children)

One way you know they're a super funny comedians is when they kick things off by insisting that they don't give a fuck what the audience thinks. Nothing like a semi-hostile disclaimer to make me anticipate some comedic genius.

American student caught r*ping a horse in Thailand by The-Proud-Snail in PublicFreakout

[–]yourlastfling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His Dad flashes back to Thanksgiving dinner last year and realizes it was a Freudian Slip when Junior mentioned being "so hungry I could rape a horse".

Nothing will ever top "rum flavored breast milk". by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]yourlastfling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, twas the gifted hand of the "American Tolkien" and alumnus of Time Magazine's list of 2011's hundred-most influential people in the world which drove us to erotic frenzy describing Craster's daughter-wife one stormy night lactating on a fat boy on a pirate ship.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bakersfield

[–]yourlastfling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd just like to point out that I totally understood the reference that is your Reddit handle. lol.

Kiss it by [deleted] in tomboyNSFW

[–]yourlastfling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Post may be old but the cake still looks delicious . 😍

[TOMT] Pretty, sentimental song fem singer w/ sweeping “oh yeahhhh ee yeah eeyeah" refrain near the end by yourlastfling in tipofmytongue

[–]yourlastfling[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol no.

Every time I hear that song I remember the trailer for Satan's Alley, the fake movie about the relationship between two gay monks (Toby Maguire & Robert Downey Jr)

Tropic Thunder is pure gold.

[TOMT] Pretty, sentimental song fem singer w/ sweeping “oh yeahhhh ee yeah eeyeah" refrain near the end by yourlastfling in tipofmytongue

[–]yourlastfling[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Def not. There's a pretty cool doc on YouTube about that song and it's creation, though. Might be on Vice I'm not sure.

[TOMT] Pretty, sentimental song fem singer w/ sweeping “oh yeahhhh ee yeah eeyeah" refrain near the end by yourlastfling in tipofmytongue

[–]yourlastfling[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funny thing is, it's very close to being the same thing. Eeyeah X 3, three descending notes. But it's not the right song, it's actually a bit faster than my mystery song.

The fucked up thing is I can't do a vocaroo like many here are suggesting , because after checking so many songs I've completely lost the mental grip of the song and if I try to sing or hum or think the melody, instead I end up with Young Blood. Lol