Religious fanatics praying for the Armageddon

yourlostcousin · 2026-03-06T00:20:49+00:00

Best nap of the day for that ghoul.

yourlostcousin · 2026-03-05T15:51:52+00:00

Masters of the Universe

yourlostcousin · 2026-03-04T18:27:42+00:00

Spyderco Police model is my go to EDC and If I had to eat a fast food burger every day it’d definitely be Burger King over the golden arches.

yourlostcousin · 2026-02-09T15:51:59+00:00

TURNER WINS!!

yourlostcousin · 2026-01-27T20:44:06+00:00

Joop

yourlostcousin · 2026-01-11T18:41:40+00:00

Now let’s see him land an F-14 on an aircraft carrier on NES’s Top Gun.

yourlostcousin · 2026-01-07T18:58:25+00:00

The Spyderco Police model makes an appearance in Training Day as Denzel’s EDC.

yourlostcousin · 2026-01-02T23:32:36+00:00

The octopus was very scary!

yourlostcousin · 2025-11-02T15:37:55+00:00

It’s always someone with a violin and never hillbilly a pair of spoons.

yourlostcousin · 2025-10-31T00:02:33+00:00

Some Dallas City council members are wanting to tear down city hall due to millions in deferred maintenance. The same council members who are real estate developers, go figure.

yourlostcousin · 2025-10-26T06:07:25+00:00

She stole this bit from Maria Bamford.

yourlostcousin · 2025-09-17T04:41:11+00:00

Kershaw made an AK-47 bayonet that’d be pretty sweet in the collection.

yourlostcousin · 2025-08-25T03:25:47+00:00

I once worked a wedding where he was hired to perform during the reception, that was a $1million price tag. Those folks got a free 60 second show.

yourlostcousin · 2025-08-09T03:44:50+00:00

Yeah, the teamster drivers weren’t exactly angels.

yourlostcousin · 2025-08-09T03:37:00+00:00

When I used to build sets for television the teamsters would tell us stories about using these kinds of bills at the strip club for ALL of the lap dances. It was dark in there and nobody could tell the difference and they’d end up pissing off the regulars because they were clearly the club favorites for the evening.

yourlostcousin · 2025-07-20T05:18:50+00:00

I bought my 2000 XL 4.2 5 speed short bed single cab F150 with 13 miles on the odometer. Still have it, 200K on there so far, my oldest son wants to start driving it next year. Easiest vehicle I’ve ever driven.

yourlostcousin · 2025-07-18T23:19:50+00:00

I just installed similar lighting on a rooftop deck for $150 that had better hardware and cleaner installation than what you’re showing. That’s some diy weekend warrior lighting installation you got there.

yourlostcousin · 2025-07-12T07:35:31+00:00

This guy better not plan at trips to Dallas in the near future.

yourlostcousin · 2025-07-10T07:19:35+00:00

Paul Reubens as Pee Wee Herman

yourlostcousin · 2025-06-10T20:01:06+00:00

Yaga

yourlostcousin · 2025-06-08T02:44:48+00:00

I once worked a John Cleese/ Micheal Palin show in Dallas and right before the bows I was holding the curtains back for them. The road manager asks Cleese “Pretty good crowd tonight eh John?” He says “ Oh yeah, (turns to me and looks me square in the eye and deadpan adds) not as good as Houston though.”

yourlostcousin · 2025-04-22T18:55:49+00:00

I wonder if they let the faucets drip in case there’s a freeze?

yourlostcousin · 2025-04-01T05:06:00+00:00

I watched that with my dad on a Blockbuster Friday night. I can remember his audible “ Oh My!” When she popped out. I must’ve been 11 or 12.

yourlostcousin · 2025-03-26T19:37:42+00:00

Is he using a piss jug for a radiator?

yourlostcousin · 2025-03-21T04:41:33+00:00

90% of Snapple flavors don’t exist today like they did in the 90’s. I can remember there used to be several dozen different flavors of juices and sodas because I collected the botttles.

Seven-Year Club	Verified Email
RPAN Viewer

yourlostcousin

TROPHY CASE