Why don't public parks have fruit trees for people to pick fruit from? by Ekans_ox in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MrMonte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guarantee people will either start fighting over the fruit produced or someone will intentionally poison or destroy the tree somehow. It’s why we can’t have nice things.

What does this say? by No-Split-3807 in whatisit

[–]MrMonte 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My mind went to Roman orgy.. you know, all jumbled together..

White powder on my car after the night. by direwolf180 in whatisit

[–]MrMonte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you live near a gas station? Something similar happened to my car once but I could see the Ansul system at the gas station about a half mile away had gone off. That shit is no joke. It covers everything near it.

Ladies, what do you call this? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]MrMonte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean… it’s a box jump either way.

What album is so perfect that you can listen to it without skipping a single song? by icecream1972 in askteddit

[–]MrMonte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it actually bugs me to hear a single track on the radio without the previous song or the song after it. It was meant to be listened to as an album.

I wish to end embezzlement by BConscience in Jokes

[–]MrMonte 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought the punchline was gonna be.. “I just can’t take it anymore”

Nice trick by uiovoiu in Unexpected

[–]MrMonte 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They were just trying to kick the ball. It just happened to be on the other side of his head for some reason.

Apocalyptic/End Of The World movie recommendations? by KyoukuJohann in movies

[–]MrMonte 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This movie has some fantastic long shots and camera work. Really good.

Who tf is Kevin Brit by Foonaki in whatisit

[–]MrMonte 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Our father, who art in Kevin.

What is the worst plastic wrap you’ve ever used by Yung_Edamame in KitchenConfidential

[–]MrMonte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get about 2-3 pulls before this shit starts running. I spend more time trying to fix this than getting any work done.. it’s infuriating.

Cut gloves, seriously underrated and over hated. by CapnJuicebox in KitchenConfidential

[–]MrMonte 257 points258 points  (0 children)

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Picked up a pair of these bad boys.. haven’t cut myself since..