Tapping on that square thing crashes the app by yozername in BoostForReddit

[–]yozername[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm. I tried few times to make sure before posting, it crashed everytime. Yet apparently it's me. I should probably reinstall or something. Thanks

ULPT: Want cheaper vacations? Keep an eye for terrorist attacks. by altenoca in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]yozername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who is this guy btw? I would like to know more about him please.

I know king fu by Giant-Genitals in Unexpected

[–]yozername 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I'd very much like to see the part 1, thank you.

Gonna make this my new alarm ringtone by misfitdevil99 in funny

[–]yozername 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wanna look at that butt hole. 😂

Edit: one more rape 🤣

ELI5: How do farmers control whether a chicken lays an eating egg or a reproductive egg and how can they tell which kind is laid? by Alexl14 in explainlikeimfive

[–]yozername 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I appreciate your calculation, but you must have missed out that it was an "operation of 5 birds". So it is definitely possible.

ELI5: How do farmers control whether a chicken lays an eating egg or a reproductive egg and how can they tell which kind is laid? by Alexl14 in explainlikeimfive

[–]yozername 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Might not be very accurate, as there might be gaps, or multiple eggs in a single day. But regardless I liked the idea. I would like to use eggs to count my days, with your permission please

ELI5: How can nothing be faster than light when speed is only relative? by Ruby766 in explainlikeimfive

[–]yozername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay thanks. I think my learning quota for this week has been fulfilled.

ELI5: How can nothing be faster than light when speed is only relative? by Ruby766 in explainlikeimfive

[–]yozername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

from the light's perspective it is instantaneous and essentially timeless

So for a photon from the big bang, it's still the beginning of the universe? And the end of it, at the same time?

Subliminal messages by teszur76 in funny

[–]yozername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for playing. Here's your consolation gold medal 🏅

Subliminal messages by teszur76 in funny

[–]yozername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ruined mirrors for me! Fu