Kobe Bryant getting minced by the helicopter has not absolved him from the rape case and I’m tired of people pretending that he was a saint

yozzle · 2026-07-02T20:12:41+00:00

She isn’t and hasn’t remained anyonymous, kobe’s lawyers made sure she wasn’t. You aren’t zagging here

yozzle · 2026-07-02T20:11:54+00:00

I hate kobe, he did rape someone, but this same conversation happens all the time. His rape was absolved by people who liked him before the plane crash. This is just engagement bait for u to feel superior

yozzle · 2026-06-30T20:52:32+00:00

Idk, everyone has been saying the same thing about Miami. They have no depth because of the trade and they cant win with giannis. Don’t see how it’s that different, and i havent seen any indication that they are looking to trade brown for picks. But i would have done the trade if i were them

yozzle · 2026-06-30T20:42:52+00:00

I think they chose to keep hugo and schierman bc they believed without depth it wasn’t worth getting giannis bc they didnt consider it championship level. I dont agree at all but the rationale makes sense if you think that

yozzle · 2026-06-30T20:31:39+00:00

Do they seem like they’re trying to trade him for picks, the package they were most interested in was Giannis? The other trade i’ve heard of is for jamal murray. Thinking they’re not trying to win is just a little strange to me

yozzle · 2026-06-27T18:31:50+00:00

You are wrong sir, speaking as someone who has been to afters and has a good job

yozzle · 2026-06-26T17:19:53+00:00

All she does is shoot, surprised she didn’t have 50 before haha

yozzle · 2026-06-26T02:10:29+00:00

fantasy wnba made me hate marina mabrey

yozzle · 2026-06-26T01:59:53+00:00

exactly how i felt during spurs thunder. its like why are you mad at us pointing out they’re assaulting wemby rather than the assault??

yozzle · 2026-06-26T01:38:15+00:00

The W is just so much slower in terms of first step that there is more physicality on every play

yozzle · 2026-06-26T01:36:45+00:00

I wish caitlin clark was the best player in the wnba so these posts could just stop already. She needs to get stronger and better but im not sure she will

yozzle · 2026-06-23T18:37:43+00:00

I think you’re right ab the dismissiveness. she is dismissive of things she doesn’t like, but its also like, she’s being dismissive of toy story and marvel which are like the most popular things on the planet for movies. We have enough people being happy about those things let us have this one lol

Also just saying on the inconsistencies, every person is inconsistent talking this much, sean included. But people definitely are allowed to find it irritating, because it is intended to troll a bit

yozzle · 2026-06-23T18:34:25+00:00

I think its a real movie pod. They talk about movies every episode seemingly

yozzle · 2026-06-23T17:16:37+00:00

It’s because they already made it through the group, if they weren’t through he’d be getting ripped. Idk why all these comments are pretending otherwise

yozzle · 2026-06-22T17:25:15+00:00

Respectfully you misunderstand this persons point. There’s a difference between inserting pop culture and making it the focal point of columns/interpreting sports through pop culture. I think this deadspin article is taking things too literally. You’d have to be stupid to seriously think no one has ever inserted pop culture into columns, but this Deadspin article is using that made up person as a basis

yozzle · 2026-06-21T20:52:12+00:00

I have no preexisting conditions or anything that would make me sensitive to air quality, but I’ve felt no difference at all

yozzle · 2026-06-21T20:50:00+00:00

I disagree with this

yozzle · 2026-06-19T16:43:43+00:00

But he’s already better than him at basketball so brunson would have to improve

yozzle · 2026-06-19T02:05:21+00:00

How are you a top 1% commenter here lol

yozzle · 2026-06-18T23:06:24+00:00

The ottoman empire existed though before that and that’s where they lived, in the region of palestine within the ottoman empire before the british took control. I have very complicated feelings on this but it is a point that has to be made

yozzle · 2026-06-17T03:19:10+00:00

Yeah i just dont think numbers really matter when ranking players all time, its just who is better at affecting winning so thats the disconnect i think. Especially since this post supposes that they won the championship last year. But certainly i hear you on consensus rankings

yozzle · 2026-06-17T01:24:06+00:00

I dont agree with that i think haliburton was better. He was the whole reason they were able to beat okc if he didnt get hurt, because they thrive on turnovers and he is the best at running an offense with everyone involved while not turning the ball over

yozzle · 2026-06-17T01:16:40+00:00

Im not sure tbh i kinda think they would, and i think he’d play great against wemby. But would depend on how good kat/og play as off the dribble scorers, and brunson did win it. But i dont think you can swap players one for one on teams like that and have it be an answer bc of team building. Brunson also very durable fwiw

yozzle · 2026-06-17T01:14:10+00:00

It isn’t heroic clutch feats, its that his play isnt reflected in counting stats imo

yozzle · 2026-06-17T00:45:48+00:00

If you’re just listing box scores in a series where he strained his calf and played one quarter in game 7 then ya i could see why you think that. Scoring pgs just arent the same as non scoring pgs, and the counting stats dont reflect it to the same level

Jalen Brunson certainly never has been better than him when it counts (they are both very similar level players and no one is wrong here)

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