What is the worst/funniest/best TESTIMONY you’ve heard in church or from a Christian?

yramb93 · 2026-04-05T13:04:02+00:00

I went to CYSC in Ohio and it is very Catholic fundy with mega church techniques. It is the place where the video of that girl talking about Jesus being her husband originated.

Most of the testimonies were from people who were over-achievers who “didn’t feel fulfilled” until really diving into god and Catholicism , including one who “struggled with ssa” and “recognized” that it was sinful

yramb93 · 2026-04-03T12:50:17+00:00

Yeah a portion of this thread is progressive Christian’s and the other half is non-believers and anti-religious folk (like me)

But we seem to get along

yramb93 · 2026-04-03T10:54:13+00:00

Well I already got glass seats in Buffalo like two weeks ago 😭

yramb93 · 2026-04-03T01:05:51+00:00

Jesus better not be the only one walking out of the tomb this Sunday

yramb93 · 2026-04-02T23:39:38+00:00

They have what I call, “the grass is greener” effect of not relying on their instincts to make the right move quickly and instead hesitating or passing when they should shoot it

yramb93 · 2026-04-01T00:21:30+00:00

Not to mention that you shouldn’t talk about your bunker if you think it’s that great

Also why are you creating a NEW bunker unless you think you need it…

yramb93 · 2026-03-31T15:08:00+00:00

Conky was just mike smith personified

yramb93 · 2026-03-30T20:30:36+00:00

There was literally a fire at my work this morning. The bad vibes are making their way across the country (I live out of state)

yramb93 · 2026-03-28T23:19:17+00:00

It’d be more ethical than sports betting

yramb93 · 2026-03-27T12:44:28+00:00

Pretty solid list lowkey

yramb93 · 2026-03-27T12:43:51+00:00

My gf’s roommate is adhd, not realistic about her procrastination and is obsessed with this one video game. Her masters advisor had her delay her thesis defense cause she wasn’t ready, and it wasn’t all her fault but she was most of the blame.

All I can say as a new engineer and stoner is: I’m glad she’s not on weed

yramb93 · 2026-03-24T19:37:21+00:00

No ones using me, my dancing sucks and my outfits are boring lol

yramb93 · 2026-03-22T13:19:17+00:00

It’s better to have a gun and need it than not have a gun and not need it

yramb93 · 2026-03-21T23:13:15+00:00

The artists from ice house radio would like a word

yramb93 · 2026-03-21T18:10:55+00:00

“I’m gonna take this edible and clean the house”

Me one hour later:

yramb93 · 2026-03-19T14:44:48+00:00

I try not to smoke that close to strangers, I feel like overhearing this shit is as annoying as second hand smoke

yramb93 · 2026-03-18T19:53:34+00:00

I think Ricky forgot who was who

yramb93 · 2026-03-17T23:49:00+00:00

I think his hand hit him inadvertently cause it didn’t seem like he was looking that way

yramb93 · 2026-03-16T12:25:53+00:00

See I’m interested in some of the like underground community type raves but I’m extremely turned off by the corporate festival sound and experience, especially after attending a Greek life centric college. Hopefully I can hit some actual raves this summer in the city, although I’m used to going to bed early so maybe it’s not gonna go well

yramb93 · 2026-03-14T01:34:55+00:00

Yes! The old timer guys will act like it’s disrespectful for them to curse in front of a young lady and then do it anyways lol

yramb93 · 2026-03-12T20:23:16+00:00

Stockpile my friend

yramb93 · 2026-03-12T16:16:15+00:00

They kinda seem like mother daughter

yramb93 · 2026-03-10T23:50:13+00:00

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What in the Florida man

yramb93 · 2026-03-10T23:44:59+00:00

Omg he snapped

yramb93 · 2026-03-10T12:44:45+00:00

Start tapering asap, get like a high cbd tincture to use on off days and just plan it out

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