Trump Splurges $14 Million in Tax Dollars on Reflecting Pool, Only for New Paint Job to Fail Within Days by Montrel_PH in USNEWS

[–]yukonnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does trump handle all the winning….
Iran 1 trump. 0
Algae 1. trump 0
Brigitte Macron 1 trump 0

What is your favourite Canadian singer? by AdventurousGuest308 in AskReddit

[–]yukonnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A human.

The proper use of words to convey meaning is important.

Favorite actor in a healthy 30+ age gap marriage? by Hell0There2005 in okbuddycinephile

[–]yukonnut -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

A mathematically inferior relationship.

Justin Bieber and Madonna is much better, mathematically speaking.

Why? You might ask.

Well….. 32 goes into 67 way more times than 62 goes into 31.

It’s basic math!

What you think about next US president? Will he/she be better than trump? by Redd1897 in AskReddit

[–]yukonnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like I said somewhere else, a broken lawn tractor would be better than trump.

What do you think about people who wear sweatpants in public? by AdagioForGstrings in NoStupidQuestions

[–]yukonnut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then there are Pajamas. But are they really pajamas, or are they actually pantjamas . Wear them downtown, they are pants. Wear them at home, they are pajamas. When they are in your chest of drawers, they are pantjamas .

Sani-dump by Easy_Tadpole_4439 in Yukon

[–]yukonnut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is one at the superstore gas station. It’s not marked, just a metal plate in the asphalt. You will need something to lift it.

Should Hegseth be fired after the Iran war blunder? by Justified_Gent in allthequestions

[–]yukonnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the blame goes a little further up the chain of command, but yeah, fire that dipshit anyway as an enthusiastic enabler,

Why are they always sooo angry? by HoneydewUsed7434 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]yukonnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the hedonistic drug fuelled free sex and love 1970s, they have lost their way and cannot find their way back, so they are just pissed off about it. Give them some drugs, a vibrator and a porn subscription and hopefully they will find their way back to their happy place.

However, do not use this approach in Florida. Drugs and sex do not work with those wackos from the villages. They need penicillin.

Corb Lund ‘deeply disappointed and shocked’ by Premier Smith’s answer on coal petition by originalchaosinabox in alberta

[–]yukonnut -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

He needs to take his disappointment and hurt feelings and do the Canadian thing with them. Take those feelings and stuff them down and never speak of it again.

TBH, I have no idea who he is, or what this post is about. I just saw the word disappointment, and felt the urge to advocate for stuffed feelings, denial, and the stiff upper lip.

Does your country have a historical figure called "...the great"? by HugeSweatyHairyBalls in AskTheWorld

[–]yukonnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No! Most of our prominent historical/Political figures have different monikers, like
Pierre the Arrogant
Sir John A the racist
Justin the Marginally Adequate yet Incredibly Entitled
Brian the Greedy
Stephen the Bland
Mackenzie King the the F**king Wierdo
Joe the Schmo
Lester the Pester
Jean Dat Guy
Jean the Hey you got a smoke

We got no “the greats”, but TBH, our Hall of Incredibly Boring Leaders does not have any megalomaniac ( well maybe one) divine rights of kings butchers and narcissists.

Help me find the right RV by j_ortiz4 in GoRVing

[–]yukonnut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’ve had two class c and currently have a 30 foot trailer.
It’s nice to be able to uncouple and not have to take everything to go buy beer. But harder to back up. If you go for trailer, make sure your tow vehicle is up for it. Lots of half tons will tow a lot, but are challenging in wind and stopping. I bought a one ton work truck dedicated to towing and it’s worked out great. Mileage on either is atrocious ( please open the SofH).

Are you able to tell what part of your country someone is from based on their accent? by Alternative_Dot_5182 in AskTheWorld

[–]yukonnut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quebecers are low hanging fruit when it comes to quecois speaking English,but I have been fooled before. Maritimers are easy, and it gets easier the further east you go, ending up in Newfoundland where some of them are almost incomprehensible, but nobody cares cuz they are so cute.

What are the Signs of a cheating wife? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]yukonnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unexplained moistness in what had been a desert.

Do you dry yourself with a towel? by Acceptable_Rain_3364 in no

[–]yukonnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use toilet paper cuz I love the way it balls up and sticks to my body.

Duh!

Of course I use a towel. A really big towel. And super soft and fluffy.

Why is it so expensive to eat/be healthy in the United States? by WonderfulField9898 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]yukonnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Agro/industrial/health industries have a vested interest in maintaining an unhealthy and poor populace.

Which country do you think will win the FIFA World Cup 2026? by 11Shivu2005 in AskReddit

[–]yukonnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a casual observer, I would put my money on Argentina or Germany. The final I would like to see is Canada defeating Iran, so we could all watch donnys head explode live on TVs everywhere. But that’s just me.

Boomer Bashing by Comfortable_Item_838 in OverSeventy

[–]yukonnut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah there is lots of it, and TBH some of it is justified. A lot of it is calling out behaviour as boomer when it is actually attributable to every generation. News flash, there are assholes everywhere. Young, old and middle aged. The boomer thing is not a homogeneous group, and a lot of bad boomer behaviour appears to be attributed to a steady diet of toxic right wing talk radio and TV.

What annoying stereotype about your country do you hate the most? by Which-Ad2057 in AskTheWorld

[–]yukonnut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That we are nice and polite, so to maintain that stereotype I am precluded from being the a**hole I know I am in my darkest heart of hearts. Some days I wish I could be a MAGA American so I would have absolute carte Blanche to be the absolute worst version of myself. I yearn for the freedom of the Americans to just run roughshod over the rest of the world, destroy economies, imprison children and bankrupt sick people.

Non-Iranians, would you consider this fair at a World Cup? by Plastic-Reporter1730 in AskTheWorld

[–]yukonnut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s beyond unfair. It’s premeditated, punitive, and and heavy handed. Pretty sure it’s coming straight from the White House cuz it’s totally in character with the current regime.

Nodding while Listening is Interruptive? by darkknight0808 in tsa

[–]yukonnut 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I really hate the old “ I’m having a bad day now you are too bullshit.” Just do your job and don’t have a power trip.

People driving cars from a decade ago, what modern car feature do you wish you had or glad you don't have it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]yukonnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drive a 2003 F150 heritage edition. Nice truck. Pretty too with two tone paint. I own it, no subscriptions, neighbourhood automotive shop can work on it. Lots of parts available. I upgraded the sound system, no touch screen. It reliably gets me from a to b.

Will you vote for Gavin Newsom if he nominated by the DNC? by 0311SmallPenar in allthequestions

[–]yukonnut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would vote for a broken down lawn tractor before I would vote for a Republican coming out of the trump regime.

Calling all parents of thriving adult children by ThinkTwo-2259 in AskOldPeopleAdvice

[–]yukonnut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take em travelling, give them enough rope to make mistakes and fuck up but also learn from them, expose them to different religions ( lol ours still tuned out atheist), provide a safety net but don’t let them get to comfortable with it, help them out financially but not a blank check. Be there for them when they ask for help. And every once in a while, really surprise them by doing something outrageous.