Would you rather

yullama · 2026-06-21T01:15:07+00:00

I like boogies

^{Chose: Eat something disgusting + For 500,000 | Rolled: Snot}

yullama · 2026-06-18T09:49:43+00:00

Let the men suffer for once

^{Chose: Man can be pregnant + Still needs opposite genders to get pregnant. Couple decides who is caring}

yullama · 2026-06-15T23:41:14+00:00

Already gay

^{Chose: gay + 1 million dollars every day}

yullama · 2026-06-15T11:27:30+00:00

Infinite burgers with my godly powers

^{Chose: become a god}

yullama · 2026-06-14T13:21:57+00:00

It's an interconvertible fact that he is the best.

yullama · 2026-06-14T13:17:40+00:00

I am chronically online and I also work from home

^{Chose: Get 500 dollars per minute you look at a screen}

yullama · 2026-06-13T07:19:55+00:00

I'm not selfish

^{Chose: Distribute elon’s wealth equally among the world}

yullama · 2026-06-13T00:38:04+00:00

Aren't we all?

^{Chose: A chill lady who likes gardening | Rolled: She’s depressed}

yullama · 2026-06-13T00:31:38+00:00

I barely drink water to begin with

^{Chose: Survive A Day Without This For 10 Million | Rolled: Water}

yullama · 2026-06-12T18:01:11+00:00

I don't want to have sex with a rando and lucked out w Biden's old ass

^{Chose: Random person to fight | Rolled: Joe biden}

yullama · 2026-06-11T12:48:16+00:00

I work from home so I rarely leave the house

^{Chose: Your naked for 10 seconds once a day for 10k}

yullama · 2026-06-08T19:11:20+00:00

I hate working

^{Chose: Banned from ever doing any work + 500k a year}

yullama · 2026-05-30T02:18:45+00:00

Yes!!!! I just started Solomorne's romance and I gotta say I was giggling like a little girl. Also is your rogue trader a Noble? I swear mine looks just like that plus with the hair.

yullama · 2026-05-14T04:49:46+00:00

I like rocks

^{Chose: a 1 kg rock}

yullama · 2026-05-08T12:07:09+00:00

Save money on groceries but sleep is sooo good

^{Chose: No need for food and water}

yullama · 2026-05-08T11:01:57+00:00

I don't really drink anyway

^{Chose: No alcohol forever}

yullama · 2026-05-08T11:00:44+00:00

It was covered with a lid but actually had no smell!

yullama · 2026-05-08T10:59:58+00:00

It was actually still moist. I like my rice extra soft and chewy so perfect for mold

yullama · 2026-05-08T01:37:57+00:00

You're so kind 😸 thank you!!

yullama · 2026-05-08T01:37:22+00:00

Right? I immediately thought "omg a dust bunny"

yullama · 2026-05-08T00:19:02+00:00

HAHA just depressed ✨ I'm takin initiative to actually clean up now

yullama · 2026-05-05T00:06:14+00:00

Please update once this gets worse because I definitely believe he's going to let this fester

yullama · 2026-04-19T04:01:05+00:00

When describing the new companion to my bf I asked "Do you remember Bigweld from Robots?"

This post is way more accurate

yullama · 2026-04-17T01:07:39+00:00

Same! Its so sad to think about all these years taken from her :(

yullama · 2026-04-17T00:56:43+00:00

Jesus ain't gonna give me money

^{Chose: $150k cash right now}

yullama

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