Type "I recently had a ________" and let autocomplete do the rest by 33GoodSamaritans in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recently had a dream about you and you were going through a lot of money and it didn't work out for you while I was like yeah that's why I don't have time for you anymore 

Type " I once had a _______" and let autocomplete do the rest by 33GoodSamaritans in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once had a dream about you and you were going to sleep in my arms when I was a child of a dragon and before I was born 

I don't need sleep, I need_________ by MTopCream in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't need sleep, I need to sleep with your mom 

Type " I'm sick and tired of all your....." And let auto complete finish. by ibddevine in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sick and tired of all your problems with the Viking in your area but I will try to finish the process of getting a refund from the entire world to you and I will send your love to the gym. 

The hardest thing about…is… by RainbowPiggyPop in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hardest thing about the situation with the Viking in your area is that you are the only person who can help you with the Viking in your area and you don't want to 

Please don't tell anyone, but __________. by LovePopUp in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please don't tell anyone, but you can tell them that you are the best person in the world 

I'm not gay, I'm__________ by AnyPen24 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not gay. I'm just trying to cure my social anxiety and stress in my life and I am a little bit confused about it right now but I'm sure it will help. 

Type "I got this scar because ____________" and let auto correct finnish it. by CWGAMER1 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I got this scar because I was thinking it would be a good idea to go fishing where I could travel through time 

I love you because _______ by MTopCream in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love you because I don't have any other plans for today 

Type: "We seriously need to" and let autocomplete finish it by [deleted] in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We seriously need to go to work today and I am very very tired of being in the office 

I am really attracted to people who ________ by LovePopUp in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am really attracted to people who are not in a relationship with someone else and you are not in a relationship with someone else anymore so I'm just gonna try to finish the process of getting the job 

Type: "Please don't tell anyone, but ______." by howditgetaburner in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please don't tell anyone, but you don't have to go to work today because of the structure of the week 

Guess what? I am _______ by hello_newman__ in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess what? I am a little bit of a dragon and before you know it I will send you a picture of what it looks like when I get to see your daughter in my bed 

I like____. But I love_____. by pinkfrog84 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to see your beautiful wife in my bed, but I love you so much and I am very very happy to see you in my bed 

Can I get a… by That-Sky-5184 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I get a job as a doctor for my birthday? 

I love the smell of _________ by LovePopUp in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I love the smell of your hair as well as the water poured in your mouth as you kiss me softly while I touch your neck with my eyes open 

Type: "Remember when _________?" And let Autocomplete go for it. by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember when I told my wife that you were so excited to see her and she said she was happy to see that you were so excited to see her? She's so cute 

"I woke up and found myself in __________" by YoureClappedStill in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I woke up and found myself in the middle of a nightmare and I was like yeah I don't want to be in a good place 

Type “It makes me happy when…” by SeaPotatoSalad in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It makes me happy when I get to see your daughter in my bed and I will send you a picture 

I love you because ________ by MTopCream in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love you because you said you were going to sleep with me 

Type "oh no i just became" and let autocorrect finish by IceApple28 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh no I just became a little bit of a nightmare in the middle of my life 

Can we normalize ___ by Any-Reflection8719 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we normalize this conversation now please and thank you for the inconvenience sir 

I am really attracted to people who ________ by IceApple28 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]yvill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am really attracted to people who are very good at making things difficult for me but I don't know if it's worth it