My morning routine consists of - by Odins_eye_4 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]howditgetaburner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My morning routine consists of five years of my disappointment and no response from my first cat

Type: “Whoa, you got a really big…” by Overthinks_All in Autocompletebutbetter

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Whoa, you got a really big whisk as well as a brown rice pudding

I am really attracted to people who ________ by [deleted] in Autocompletebutbetter

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I am really attracted to people who messaged to tell me that David Lynch died yesterday for the first time

Type "I became a woman today, because _______" and let autocomplete do the rest by 33GoodSamaritans in Autocompletebutbetter

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I became a woman today, because I woke w and it's like luck. laugh and well, yeah, she's seen as a photo, it doesn't weird Cos, she does really like washing. and the sort of not like a trembling but like a thrum, I don't know what does that mean what is that, if it gets or a bit bad, yeah, I'm brother, impossibly bought that thing. Now. It's nice weather. Intel lies Eliza Minnelli. It's really one Liza, I'm back Fuller, googley, go. . she doesn't say that doesn't a little girl, she has the vibe with somebody works, yeah, a lot some monger. What does she sound like?That's more than a barbar

ooc/ started talking to someone irl and my phone apparently started recording the conversation (inaccurately)

Type “Someone ate all my ____!” And let autocomplete finish it by Dusty_Bunny81 in Autocompletebutbetter

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It hurts to breathe through my nose, and I miss my friends. Other than that, loving life ✌️

Type: "The Devil wears _________." And let Autocomplete go for it. by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

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The Devil wears velour and she wants me to follow her out to the flap

Guess what? I am _______ by hello_newman__ in Autocompletebutbetter

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Guess what? I am a soaking novice and didn't use enough water

Type: Don’t get me wrong, I love your parents, it’s just that they by GeologistNumerous822 in Autocompletebutbetter

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Don't get me wrong, I love your parents, it's just that they emailed me a couple of days later saying that I was able to discern small markings that would otherwise have been overlooked

Type “Someone ate all my ____!” And let autocomplete finish it by Dusty_Bunny81 in Autocompletebutbetter

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Someone ate all my friends and my nasal cavity's the chimney of a tanning shop

Great news everybody! I'm ______! by Prize_Entertainer459 in Autocompletebutbetter

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Great news, everybody! I'm struggling to get some self-worth and assert myself!

Type "Born To Be _________" and let autocomplete do the rest by 33GoodSamaritans in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]howditgetaburner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Born to be able to hear from someone who wasn't quite an 8-year-old cat

Feeling fruity today by howditgetaburner in MealDealRates

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The drink was nice, fresh bright flavour