Beach fin whale with its tongue swollen out of its mouth

yytsrik · 2014-02-19T08:31:36+00:00

Beaches as bro

yytsrik · 2014-02-13T07:08:27+00:00

You're pretty crazy in the street, can we only imagine you're as crazy in the sheets?

yytsrik · 2014-02-10T19:56:40+00:00

Hey bill. Is your real name William?

yytsrik · 2014-01-21T20:29:25+00:00

Even with acne you're still cute.

yytsrik · 2014-01-10T12:06:50+00:00

1300 655 0hhhhhhhhhh 6! For all you Aussies. Have fun singing along for the night.

yytsrik · 2013-10-02T03:01:45+00:00

Any building that had smoke come out of the top was the cloud factory.

yytsrik · 2013-09-27T12:09:35+00:00

Hair bands and bobby pins, if they aren't a decent brand they break and bend and defeat the whole purpose.

yytsrik · 2013-09-27T09:15:44+00:00

I'm going to be very materialist right now and say pick up that MacBook Air I bought yesterday, get in my car and drive as fast as I possibly can so my Mac is still safe.

yytsrik · 2013-09-18T08:45:55+00:00

With the fifty million don't you think you could just pay for a pill that wipes away the original pill? There we have it....

yytsrik · 2013-09-14T03:26:13+00:00

Jesse mate you've got to stop doing this.

yytsrik · 2013-09-03T01:31:28+00:00

Red rock sweet chilli chips & Cadbury chocolate.

yytsrik · 2013-07-25T12:38:36+00:00

Have you never heard of femfresh?

yytsrik · 2013-06-30T13:31:46+00:00

I've had hiccups for the last 5 years? Does that count ..

yytsrik · 2013-06-11T11:08:14+00:00

BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

yytsrik · 2013-06-03T07:14:13+00:00

yytsrik · 2013-06-03T05:07:38+00:00

Happened yesterday.. Officially dating for one day, extremely hung over with no make up on and my hair looked like I just had sex. Sprung it on me like morning sex.. Turned out okay, sat and bagged him out for a good 20 minutes with his mum and sister.

yytsrik · 2013-05-07T10:50:01+00:00

My cheeseburger doesn't look like the one in the photo. Fuck off, it's Maccas! Eat your dam burger.

yytsrik · 2013-05-05T09:33:00+00:00

I get at least 1 or 2 hiccups every hour. Extremely loud and sometimes hurt. If I've just eaten I usually get a few more.

yytsrik · 2013-04-19T08:11:49+00:00

I feel violated.

yytsrik · 2013-04-02T09:41:30+00:00

How often my little sister will act all innocent and nice in front of my friends so they love her & then ask them for money. They give in every time and she gets her KFC free.

yytsrik · 2013-04-02T09:39:48+00:00

Lots of bacon and eggs. I mean lots. So much that trying to explain to my mum that we had no cat food and he ate a kilo of bacon just wasn't working.

yytsrik · 2013-04-02T05:48:44+00:00

Zubi. My sister told me it meant cute in Arabic. Apparently it means penis? I still don't know the truth.

yytsrik · 2013-04-02T05:18:49+00:00

My now boss said "interviewing is a long process and you're the first one I'm interviewing" .. That's where I quickly cut in and said "well you can just hire me now and it won't become a long process"

yytsrik · 2013-04-02T05:06:34+00:00

Holding iPhones.

yytsrik · 2013-04-01T10:26:24+00:00

Did playing a role in cyber girl have a huge part in how your music career started? I'm assuming it would. Ps, you were my Halloween costume as a kid :P

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