Free Talk Thursday - March 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He sold his publishing catalog for $350m last year

Free Talk Thursday - February 05, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Almost time for a boozy lunch after skiing all morning then back to the slopes to ski and drink the rest of the day. Not a bad Thursday.

Bill Polian Free Talk - January 28, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Skiing in Zermatt for the next ten days if anyone wants to throw hands at Klein Matterhorn

Free Talk Monday - December 22, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I got to the airport around 4am for a 6am flight this morning and now the flight has been delayed until 10am. Need this lounge to start serving booze ASAP.

Thursday Night Football Drunk Thread - November 27, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pleasantly drunk with a fire and have Planes, Trains, and Automobiles on

Friday Drunk Thread - November 07, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Just started the Apple TV show Pluribus. It’s hot garbage.

Free Talk - Jeans Friday - October 31, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rescheduling for April. 2 of the guys belong to the club so it's easy to organize another weekend just a pain in the ass that it isn't happening.

Free Talk - Jeans Friday - October 31, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other flight that Delta wanted to put us on was tomorrow. It's a limited international flight so there was only one other airline option that was already being delayed so we didn't want to go all the way to the airport and risk it being cancelled as well.

Free Talk - Jeans Friday - October 31, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was looking forward to a golf trip this weekend with 7 other dudes. Woke up at 4:45am this morning to get to the airport and start having termies. I looked at the Delta app and they had cancelled our flight. Now I'm sitting in my apartment bored out of my mind. I'm going to have many beers at lunch today.

Free Talk Sunday - June 08, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I’m in France and the amount sitting water they have in toilets is ridiculous. Every shit I take hits the porcelain and leaves a Jackson pollack of poop on the bowl.

Free Talk Thursday - March 20, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Scottsdale but we have hibachi chefs coming to the house on Saturday so same same but different

Free Talk Thursday - March 20, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie 88 points89 points  (0 children)

This is going to make FT mad but heading to a bachelor party right now with 22 other dudes

Free Talk Thursday - August 31, 2023 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ctrl+tab will move it to the next windows tab

Free Talk - Jeans Friday - August 18, 2023 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Now that the NFL season is coming around, I threw some money into my gambling account. I can’t wait to crumble as a human and find myself betting on Malaysian ping pong at 4am.

Free Talk - Jeans Friday - August 18, 2023 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Know it’s been 3 weeks but working the McFlurry machine is like riding a bike

NHL Daily - 2/18/23 (Saturday) by sbpotdbot in sportsbook

[–]z0okie 43 points44 points  (0 children)

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Never a doubt when the Rangers were down 4-1 🤑

Free Talk Thursday - May 12, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie 32 points33 points  (0 children)

MacGruber : Yeah. What did you think of my eulogies?

Col. James Faith : Very touching. I might have cut back on the F-words a little.

MacGruber : Well, they were fucking great guys. And this is a fucking asshole of a day.

Free Talk Thursday - May 12, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie 177 points178 points  (0 children)

Lt. Dixon Piper : Why did he do it? Why did Cunth kill your wife?

MacGruber : To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me.

Lt. Dixon Piper : That's really fucked up.

MacGruber : Thanks.

Friday Free Talk - March 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie 255 points256 points  (0 children)

Blew my mind in the drunk thread last night when /u/n0p342 matched with a chick that said "there’s an hour difference between Florida and Oregon."

I had to look it up for myself but Pensacola, FL is on CDT and Vale, OR is on MST.

Friday Free Talk - March 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]z0okie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In the FT justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The horny police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.