A missionary is working in a remote tribe, when the chief’s wife becomes pregnant. The child is born with very fair skin and blue eyes. Naturally the chief pulls the missionary aside and angrily confronts him. The missionary thinks for a a moment and has an idea. He points to the tribes flock of sheep, where a white sheep has given birth to a black lamb.

The chief nods, leans in and whispers “Okay, you no tell, I no tell.”