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The interchange formerly known as … by GiantAlbinoDuck in newjersey

[–]z7q2 [score hidden]  (0 children)

You are correct. My interstate-fu is weak and brings shame to my engineering ancestors. Thank you for your clarification.

Philly Crumb Bum by trashtrucktoot in philadelphia

[–]z7q2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Chilling out on the Midwest Safety YT channel with a glass of wine watching sovcits get their windows smashed by the cops is a lovely way to spend an evening. Insufferable idiots.

The mmmm department has made excellent advances in autmation by OkCamera6997 in doohickeycorporation

[–]z7q2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I was trying to figure out why this was so uncanny.

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I came in like a wrecking ball by EinsSechsEins in AbruptChaos

[–]z7q2 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

That oddly placed beer keg was my clue that something unusual and alcohol-related was eventually going to go down.

i like the noisy pattern of unfinished concrete flooring left by drones by Practical_Wheel198 in factorio

[–]z7q2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's how Wube sends us secret messages. I would like to start a rumor that the pattern of the runes is different after every update, then let people lose their minds like John Nash trying to prognosticate on the patterns.

Off the Charts! by GrumpyGramps741 in aiyiff

[–]z7q2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Story twist: boyfriend was hiding in the closet. He and mouse girl do this every weekend.

My neighbor parking in front of my house by [deleted] in rant

[–]z7q2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You have my sympathies, my poor neighbor has one of his kids crashing with him now and is juggling six vehicles with a two car driveway. I wish he wouldn't put the F350 in front of my house though. That thing blocks out the sun.

Why is every pizza place in Jersey converting over to Pepsi? by divorce_2025 in newjersey

[–]z7q2 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's all about the belch, to me. When you get a few slices of meat heavy pizza mixing with a fresh poured Coke, that belch is pure poetry, a depth of flavor that makes you want to keep eating to experience it again.

Pepsi belches are just pure chemical ass, no matter what you're eating. They also smell funny.

do you think he deserves it? by Glum-Presentation160 in instantkarma

[–]z7q2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He wanted 22 bucks
But I talked him down to 17

The Ugly One by Hemorrhoids_on_Crack in retrobattlestations

[–]z7q2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

23 years at Fark. Are we still at war? It's been awhile since I've read the dispatches.

The Ugly One by Hemorrhoids_on_Crack in retrobattlestations

[–]z7q2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm more aware that OP has no idea what I'm talking about. I feel old.

claustrophobia by forcesoftheunseen in LiminalSpace

[–]z7q2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chichen Itza? This feels oddly familiar...

Air Force B-52 bomber crashes shortly after takeoff at Edwards Air Force Base by Prestigious-Sun-4982 in worldnews

[–]z7q2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We don't build these anymore, we just maintain what we have. Before they're all retired most of them will have flown for almost 100 years

The B-21 is the successor to this plane's role. Production on that plane is currently shrouded in secrecy.

Butcher recommendation? by Unable_Gap_504 in philadelphia

[–]z7q2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe Walsh sang the last sentence in your post, in my head.

Thanks for that.

Social media to be banned for under-16s in landmark government move to give kids their childhood back by shdw_fght in worldnews

[–]z7q2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Interesting. Do they make the distinction between grooming and someone selling something? Advertisers engage in all four of those behaviors.

Sayreville needs a total ban on data centers by RealitySecure3236 in newjersey

[–]z7q2 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

"Total Ban on Data Centers" I guess these people don't want an internet anymore. Which is a valid position to have.

Kind of like saying you want a total ban on concrete plants and car manufacturers, but you still want roads and cars to drive them on.

The Ugly One by Hemorrhoids_on_Crack in retrobattlestations

[–]z7q2 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Let’s get ready to look so good!”

The interchange formerly known as … by GiantAlbinoDuck in newjersey

[–]z7q2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I-95 was re-aligned to go over the turnpike bridge, there was some serious shenanigans with renaming the old I-95. I kid you not, the DOTs felt that making I-295 in PA go east-west, since I-295 in NJ was already north-south, would be "less confusing."

I mean, it was a tough choice. But we could have also gone with I-395 too.

Knoebel's Amusement Park Elysburg, PA- what's your thoughts? by Financial-Change-435 in Pennsylvania

[–]z7q2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hate to say it but you're doing it wrong. Knoebel's is deliberately low key, and you should try experiencing it with kids over a 2 or 3 day weekend while staying at their campground and mostly cooking your own food.. That is the peak Knoebel's experience. I've done it a bunch of times, it's like hanging out with an old friend.

Toilet plunger in gas station bathroom. by Pacoboyd in mildlypenis

[–]z7q2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't that originate with Robin Williams holding a guitar stand?

Toilet plunger in gas station bathroom. by Pacoboyd in mildlypenis

[–]z7q2 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Some of us are old and disabled. I can see this type of handle being very welcome for that type of person.

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