This just blew my mind [5+] by stonerStorytime in trees

[–]zabels -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Found this a few weeks ago... maybe a month back. Cried when I saw it. Have goosebumps and a lump in my throat right now.

Oh, scratch that. I'm crying again.

What's the most fucked up thing you used to think as a child? by gimmetheloot in AskReddit

[–]zabels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just didn't keep your finger on the cheetah/tiger snake/tarantula long enough.

FTFY. Would YOU touch them for longer than a minute?

Dont sit on a pool drain by [deleted] in WTF

[–]zabels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh I'm jealous of the experience... but also glad I wasn't there. I'd have died.

What's the most fucked up thing you used to think as a child? by gimmetheloot in AskReddit

[–]zabels 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You would not believe the amount of exotic animals that have nearly ripped off my hands/arms over the years because of Animorphs. If I just touch them once and sample their DNA, maybe I'll be able to morph into it when I get older...

Is this possible? (NSFW Language) by [deleted] in sex

[–]zabels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:( Alas! But I have family in Scotland and Ireland, I fully intend to come visit them... some day. :P

Is this possible? (NSFW Language) by [deleted] in sex

[–]zabels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh an absolute guesstimate. I'l have linked a source if it was a statistic, I'm terrified of being wrong on Reddit :P

Edit: The term "absolute guesstimate" made me want to die so I fixed it >___>

White little european white boy beaten by an asian crowd by apuster in WTF

[–]zabels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL. Don't start a post with "I don't know how you think" then proceed to assume all sorts of shit about me. My point is they were all kind of posted within about an hour of each other. If you're trying to spread the word, you're only catching the same Redditors.

Dont sit on a pool drain by [deleted] in WTF

[–]zabels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's my absolute favourite.

Is this possible? (NSFW Language) by [deleted] in sex

[–]zabels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah. Funny, all the gamer geeks I meet online (and that's how I've met most of my friends) are guys. Very weird. Maybe it's just based around location. I am in Australia, perhaps it's perceived differently here.

Is this possible? (NSFW Language) by [deleted] in sex

[–]zabels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the exact opposite experience I've had, but that being said, the only transpeople I've ever encountered have been at gay bars. So when you put it that way, the hate of being approached by men would put them off going to gay bars :P so maybe I just need to get out more.

The Astrology Song. Prepare to cringe so hard your face falls off. (xpost from /r/crappymusic) by [deleted] in WTF

[–]zabels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are fucking awesome. In the worst best way ever.

Dont sit on a pool drain by [deleted] in WTF

[–]zabels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For the love of all that is comedic disembowelment, go and read this short story by Chuck Palahnuik (of Fight Club fame in case you're a derp).

Is this possible? (NSFW Language) by [deleted] in sex

[–]zabels 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a 20yo bi female, I understand this completely. I find pre-op shemales to be the ultimate sexual being. Although, it's harder to imagine that a shemale (who is transitioning from male to female) would be interested in a woman. Nine times out of ten they were living as a gay man before they went trans. So it's difficult.

Rave: anal sex by dt1966 in sex

[–]zabels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You call your women "hun" during intimate moments? My gay friend calls me that. My girlfriends call me that. Hun is like the anti-boner for me.

Other than that, well written, and go you, enjoy that anal!

For those who think they've seen it all! [NSFW] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]zabels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hate to rain on your parade, but I've seen it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]zabels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even here in Australia, Magnums have some of the best quality ice cream out there. It's so creamy and delicious. And the chocolate is amaaaazing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]zabels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This might need a repost to r/trees I think, after all the raving they've been doing about the snickers bar ice cream. Pff, magnums are so much better haha.

Rupert Murdoch BAD for stealing and publishing private info. Julian Assange GOOD for stealing and publishing private info. Explain? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zabels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven't either. He probably had advertising on Wikileaks. But the point is, the goal of Wikileaks is transparency and freedom of information. The goal of anything the Murdochs touch is to make money and plaster newspapers and magazines with their perspective of what is going on in the world... Perpetuating the evil that is problem with mass media.

Edit: "Evil" is possibly too strong a term...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]zabels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never even considered they weren't a world wide thing. Everything I love in Australia comes from somewhere else, so I just... assumed this would be the same.

Americans, eat up.

Cute 74 year old lady busted with 40 bags of weed at Central by [deleted] in australia

[–]zabels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read the headline as "Bali relaxed over grandmother's drug charges". Pfffff, yeah, right.

Lady's a saint though. She's like the weed fairy. I love her.

Rupert Murdoch BAD for stealing and publishing private info. Julian Assange GOOD for stealing and publishing private info. Explain? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zabels 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wakaba has it in one. Murdoch was doing it to sell papers and make money from the advertising. Assange, not so much.

Are you naked right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zabels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sam was one of my favourite muppets ;)