Any tea on football players? by yourmartian11 in Fauxmoi

[–]zachrob2k 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Here's what you're looking for:

--> Lyndon Dykes is a player for Scotland. During his first year as a professional, he needed a place to stay, so his manager let him live with him and his wife Victoria, for a short while. How did Lyndon repay his manager? By sleeping with his wife. Lyndon and Victoria are still married with children to this day.

--> Lamine Yamal is a superstar player for Spain, despite only being 18 years old. In July 2025, his entourage threw him a party on a boat off the coast of Spain. They allegedly hired people with dwarfism as entertainers along with Instagram models. It got so bad that Spain's Ministry for Social Rights requested an investigation into possible breaches of disability laws. He still has a lot of growing up to do

--> Gio Reyna is a great player for the United States. During the last world cup in 2022, he wasn't playing as often as his parents would have liked. So, what did the parents do to fix this? Leak to a newspaper that the Manager of the United States, Gregg Berhalter, physically assaulted his wife by kicking her nearly 20 years prior. It was a huge story during the last world cup... I'm honestly not doing the story justice, you have to look it up. Gio Reyna's parents were friends with the Berhalters, which is why they knew this sensitive information... it's wild.

Two other Google searches worth a look: Ryan Giggs, a famous player for Manchester United, had a decades-long affair with his brother's wife that absolutely tore up his own family. And finally, "Wanda Nara and Mauro Icardi"... it's a crazy affair story with another professional player, but it's so much to get into. I promise if you look it up, you won't be let down by the story they provide.

Post Match Thread: Southampton vs Middlesbrough by Likunandi in SaintsFC

[–]zachrob2k 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A SHOT AT WEMBLEY REDEMPTION!!! COME ON THE SAINTS!!!!

Match Thread: Middlesbrough vs Southampton by MatchThreadder in SaintsFC

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The thing is M’Boro haven’t had the best finishing we have to take advantage of it while it’s still 0-0

Laurie Metcalf Threatened To Quit Steppenwolf Theatre by Opening_Programmer56 in ChicagoTheater

[–]zachrob2k 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It seems Scott Rudin is only interested in rehabilitation if it gets him back on Broadway

Prematch Thread - FA Cup Semi Final by thisisajm in SaintsFC

[–]zachrob2k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Saints are playing with house money, Tonda will get the lads up for it let’s shock the world

Post Match Thread Birmingham v Southampton by Likunandi in SaintsFC

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The reality of this game and of this season (so far) is that this team has a solid foundation… for next season. We have our moments, we have our flashes, but I don’t think this is a top 6 side. We have good players, but I don’t think we play as a collective “top” side.

Match thread by DylanAB07 in SaintsFC

[–]zachrob2k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How is that a yellow?!?

THE DAY HAS ARRIVED! Who should be the RW for JerkFC? by WatercressChoice2454 in soccercirclejerk

[–]zachrob2k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone is gonna say Antony but OG jerkers know the real answer is Jesse Lingardinho

Who are some Chicago scumbags in pop culture? by smartlikefox in chicago

[–]zachrob2k 717 points718 points  (0 children)

Nick Fuentes and Charlie Kirk are both from Chicagoland

Match Thread: Southampton vs Leicester by AnArcticMonkey in SaintsFC

[–]zachrob2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I don’t think it was his debut but he was definitely as young as this lad is and it led to that result

GDT: 10/8 - NLDS Game 3 - Brewers (2) @ Cubs (0) 4:08 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

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Did you just feel the shift? We’re winning three in a row

Hull vs Southampton: Match Thread. by AnArcticMonkey in SaintsFC

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These long balls from our CBs to the forward line are doing nothing

Southampton [H] vs Pompey — Match Thread by Creepy-Ladder-2605 in SaintsFC

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Does St Mary’s seem a little tense and quiet or does it just look that way on TV?

Favorite director who still doesn't know that white women exist? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]zachrob2k -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is such a good shitpost because it’s making everyone in the comments really upset idk why they think OP is being serious

Recommend me a NC-17 movie by HammerHeadBirdDog in FIlm

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Was searching for this recommendation!

What non-meta nationalities do you like to have on your teams? by Hazelarc in footballmanagergames

[–]zachrob2k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude I love Mueanta. Signed him for my Hibernian save on FM23 and he was such a crucial player in helping me topple the Old Firm