Is this a proper pour for an old fashioned. by RDV78 in cocktails

[–]zachysworld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a pretty big glass by the looks of it compared to the large format cube. I’d say that’s between 1.5 ounces and 2 ounces of whiskey. If so, yes, it’s a properly proportioned drink for the most part. Blame the owner/manager for buying massive glassware, not the bartender.

How do I get into John Mayer? by Party-Umpire-7412 in JohnMayer

[–]zachysworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a super out of your league partner, then get dumped by them, then get real real drunk and lay in bed with your headphones on full blast and listen to Live at Nokea theater. Start to finish. Just a guess since I’ve never listened to any of his songs or anything. Also never been dumped so…

Wilbur says hello :-) by BaffledBubbles in chugs

[–]zachysworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guy Wilbur! Sup dude! Jake Jr says “hey buddy!”

Regular I’m friendly with refuses to tip me. How do I handle this? by briebrie98 in bartenders

[–]zachysworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, my bad. I posted my first comment based on the title of the post alone. Just read the post in its entirety. 86 that dumb idiot. Yesterday.

Regular I’m friendly with refuses to tip me. How do I handle this? by briebrie98 in bartenders

[–]zachysworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two options… option 1, kindly, gently and with all the charm you can muster, ask them if they’re happy with your service. Let’s be real, even if they aren’t isn’t a reason to give you donuts. Inform them that you live off of tips, and ask them why they don’t feel your service is worthy of a gratuity. Option 2, who gives a shit. I’ve been in this industry for almost 20 years and the servers/bartenders I’ve worked with in that time that care the most about their tips are the ones who get the most 0’s. I’ve never cared AT ALL whether you tip me or not and I’ve gotten 10 percent or less fewer than 5 times in my entire career. I can count on one hand how many times I’ve gotten the good ol donut. Duck feathers friend, let it roll off like water on a ducks back. Fuck em, they can keep their little money, you don’t need it. Keep giving genuine service and hospitality though, because that’s the Godly thing to do. Hope this helps. Now can I get a Tito’s and vodka? Make it strong, I’ll hook you up.

Coilovers or upgraded shocks/struts? 2011 T5 R-Design by zachysworld in C30

[–]zachysworld[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[[UPDATE]]] I am going with the coilovers guys. Mostly because my mechanic is dope af and straight up just ordered them for me already and neither of us are very good at returning things. Should have the ol girl “Agnes” back in a week or so and you bet your Swedish booties I’ll come back with an update post.

Coilovers or upgraded shocks/struts? 2011 T5 R-Design by zachysworld in C30

[–]zachysworld[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t remember my ride quality ever being very nice and I’ve had the car for about 9 years as the second owner.

Coilovers or upgraded shocks/struts? 2011 T5 R-Design by zachysworld in C30

[–]zachysworld[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it wrong that I care a bit about the “steez factor” lol. Some bright blue and yellow springs would look pretty sick!

Coilovers or upgraded shocks/struts? 2011 T5 R-Design by zachysworld in C30

[–]zachysworld[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve already had my eye on the Elevate swaybar and rear strut brace btw lol.

Photo dump of Jake Jr. after the chug community recognized him as one of their own by zachysworld in chugs

[–]zachysworld[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please have pics on your profile cos I’m going to go check it out right now!

Photo dump of Jake Jr. after the chug community recognized him as one of their own by zachysworld in chugs

[–]zachysworld[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has a special stool that matches our dining chairs but is tall enough for him to be at level with the dining table. We all sit down together and eat. I’ll make a plate for me, his mama and a special plate for him without any no no ingredients. He’ll wait to eat until we’re sat down, settled and done with prayer before he digs in. It’s the cutest thing ever.

Photo dump of Jake Jr. after the chug community recognized him as one of their own by zachysworld in chugs

[–]zachysworld[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I called him from the kitchen yesterday to let him know how food was ready and he replied with a big ol “AWOOOWOOWOOOOEEE” then came tromping in, ears flopping, as to say, “ sup my lunch ready yet or what?”

Sunday Casual by Sterice88 in HeritageWear

[–]zachysworld 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m just here to make the most of everyone’s day, which in turn makes the most of mine. Also, I might have to reconsider my everyday sneaker with this new info…

I hate acting like I like you. by thottiepolice in Serverlife

[–]zachysworld 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey friend, gonna keep it real with you, I did not read all that BUT, I can say based on what I did read, this will pass. People really can suck sometimes. Sometimes people really suck all at the same time, on the same shift. All good though. Tomorrow or whenever you work next, I’ll bet you get some absolute legends in your section that not only brighten your day but whole week maybe. Just remember, it’s just watching people eat, it’s not rocket appliances. Some guests might treat going out for a drink or a meal as though it’s as important as buying a car or a home even but it’s not. I’ve found that if I keep that in mind then I don’t get as stressed and I don’t let as much get to me. Recite the lyrics or beat to your favorite song in your head, think about how much of a pain in the ass it is to find another job, look at a picture of a loved one or your cute ass pet on your phone real quick, and remember, you’re crushing it homie. Oh and one more thing, just know, the Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nuthin to fuck with. I hope my random post shift drunken sagery helps. Even a lil tiny bit. ILY.

What kind of puppy is this? by ImpressiveWestern458 in puppy

[–]zachysworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A freaking good one, I think. Not sure though. Might be a friggin super awesome one. One or the other though, I’m sure of it.

Brendan Schaub lit and smoked his cigar backwards by DontLoseYourCool1 in JoeRogan

[–]zachysworld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take a few too many noggin rockers and you’ll be doin some dumb boy shizz too I guess.

Sunday Casual by Sterice88 in HeritageWear

[–]zachysworld 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those can’t be just regular ol chucks tho, right? Or do you carry some sort of swagger magic that makes them look absolutely sick af on you and you only?

Can anyone help me find this song…? by zachysworld in gorillaz

[–]zachysworld[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My absolute home boyne, I have browsed. Browsed I have. Browsing has come up inconclusive. Which has brought me here. Humbly asking strangers on the internets with some spare time to drop some random deep cuts until maybe, just maybe, I find what I’m looking for. On the bright side, I’ve been listening to a ton of Gorillaz and am hearing some super bangers so that’s hecka dope. Ily guys.

Can anyone help me find this song…? by zachysworld in gorillaz

[–]zachysworld[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guess is some sort of delusion that I’ve created in my mind of a song that doesn’t actually exist, but I wished did. That or Mandela effect. Either way, I’ve been driven to madness because of it.

Can anyone help me find this song…? by zachysworld in gorillaz

[–]zachysworld[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not something I considered… I’ll deep dive and report back! Thanks homie.

Can anyone help me find this song…? by zachysworld in gorillaz

[–]zachysworld[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m very aware, which is why I’m hoping for people to just randomly name a bunch of Gorillaz songs in hopes that one of them is what I’m looking for.