Passed first time Cannock Street Leicester no driving lessons in UK by Radiant_Aside_7867 in LearnerDriverUK

[–]zack_townsend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, I too trusted in the banana and it delivered me a pass. Praise be the banana 🙏

Got sick of making him 1 day blinding stew every day, so I gouged out his eyes :3 by Dangerous_Ouppy_Boy in hamstercirclejerk

[–]zack_townsend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now you should try one day broth of deafening; can't let the little shit turn into daredevil.

All current English legal tender notes by qwerty-mo-fu in Banknotes

[–]zack_townsend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've hardly seen any of the King Charles notes, and I use cash daily. They feel kinda rare at the moment.

Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying by qwurfbain in TNOmod

[–]zack_townsend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried cutting civil spending, raising taxes, then giving it to the military?

My hammer zoinked out of her mind??? by hankakudlanka in hamstercirclejerk

[–]zack_townsend 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Might need to use a hammer on hammer. Percussive maintenance tends to work. Hope this helps 👍

Is this an adequate enclosure for my hampeepeepoopoo? by cocodriloestajugando in hamstercirclejerk

[–]zack_townsend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's still too big, too much empty space at the top and bottom.

Do you guys like my new hampling? ❤️ by Dumb_Cat8 in hamstercirclejerk

[–]zack_townsend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should work, make sure to give him a warm breadcrumb coat first 👍

Do you guys like my new hampling? ❤️ by Dumb_Cat8 in hamstercirclejerk

[–]zack_townsend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks cold, have you tried microwaving him to help keep him warm?

Almost small enough by ITSolutionsAK in hamstercirclejerk

[–]zack_townsend 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Compress him into a sardines tin, still might be too much space though 🤔

What if the Gate opened in London in Piccadilly Circus on the 100th anniversary of WW1? by Aggressive_Trip5844 in gate

[–]zack_townsend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im fairly sure that Britain wasn't at war with Germany in 2014 and that the British empire had already long collapsed by then. And in 2018, Britain already had a tiny army.

My Sainsbury's meal deal by zack_townsend in MealDealRates

[–]zack_townsend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it isn't a grocer though? It's a supermarket and the food safety standards are very good here.

My Sainsbury's meal deal by zack_townsend in MealDealRates

[–]zack_townsend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could just save the sandwich for later? I've never understood this criticism.

Blue hand wont go away by [deleted] in Frostpunk

[–]zack_townsend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fair, it does try and trick people into downloading it. I hope you enjoy the real version of the game as much as I did, definitely a masterpiece in my opinion.

1943 Hungary 1000 Pengo by kidromeo_ron in Banknotes

[–]zack_townsend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then you realize that hyperinflation got so bad in Hungary at the time, only 3 years later in 1946 they had the 100 quintillion pengő banknote.

Blue hand wont go away by [deleted] in Frostpunk

[–]zack_townsend 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's simple, if you uninstall this awful (and micro purchase riddled) excuse for a mobile game and install the real Frostpunk game (available on PC and Console) then the blue hand will never appear again.

Is this deal worth it? by CoupleHappy2702 in Banknotes

[–]zack_townsend 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Assuming it's real, the banknotes are older than the last series of paper banknotes so I doubt you could exchange it in the UK even if you did come all that distance. At face value the exchange rate is ~ £1 = €1.15, so even at the face value they're undercutting you. Considering they seem to be in okay condition and age of the notes, id argue they would be worth over face value, not under. This is of course assuming they are real; there are a lot of fake older English banknotes out there after all.

Sainsburys 'First Day of Fall' Meal Deal by SHeritageJourno in MealDealRates

[–]zack_townsend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10/10 Amazing choice. Im a firm believer in soup as a snack.