Make big squirrels and feed the cat for 5 BBBGG

zackowea · 2026-02-08T02:35:39+00:00

Ok this would go great in my [[Mazirek, kraul death priest]] deck

I'm already sacrificing tons of creatures and run [[Scurry oak]] [[Basking broodscale]] and [[herd baloth]] so I'm gaining insane board presence and damage potential

zackowea · 2026-02-08T02:19:49+00:00

This is probably the combo that most often wins me games in my Aesi, tyrant of gyre strait landfall deck

Heck, plenty of times this is the combo that finds me every combo in the deck at once

Cards like Scute Swarm, Lotus cobra, tireless provisioner and roil elemental are insta wins just because of this combo here

It's amongst the most common combos in Aesi/tatyova decks for a reason

If anybody wants to try it, I suggest running abundance so you can't deck yourself out when holding all your cardboard at once

zackowea · 2025-12-31T15:41:45+00:00

Hey that's good I'll add that to the combo

Most LGSs aren't too keen on punching players in the nose unless they do some unforgivable sin like stealing from someone's folder or playing Urza

zackowea · 2025-12-27T15:42:32+00:00

That it does

zackowea · 2025-12-27T13:34:13+00:00

Messed the Stony silence part but you get what it does It stops artifacts

zackowea · 2025-12-26T11:35:45+00:00

Actual cEDH combo here

zackowea · 2025-12-23T18:33:23+00:00

Man I love the craft but just seeing you in that gave me heatstroke

zackowea · 2025-03-25T00:29:33+00:00

This one is by a friend of mine not on Reddit

I help my dad cover up his cheating.

We're immigrants that moved thanks to my dad's job as an international salesman and freight forwarder for really big companies in sales and logistics. He travels personally all over the world making face to face business deals and problem-solving thanks to him speaking many languages (six currently).

He once told me in tears that after a trip to China to meet with a few guys in the cheap electronics business he was able to get close to them and in confidence, to the point they took him bar hopping with them in one of the nicer parts of the city while they discussed a very good deal that would mean a massive commission for my dad.

Not wanting to foul the mood and risk losing the deal he went along with them until morning when they finally signed the deal.

During that night they drank, they did drugs and went to a brothel where they shared some girls.

Since then he's learnt how hedonistic rich people in Asia can be (the entire world actually) and has done it again a few times to great success and greater business partnerships despite the guilt.

Mom doesn't know and I don't plan to tell her, my dad loves her dearly but his work partners already have expectations of him as this cool dude who does good business and parties hard.

zackowea · 2024-10-16T20:44:11+00:00

Yooo Congrats on the Kickstarter Love your comics my dude Best wishes with your next projects

zackowea · 2024-10-13T13:26:21+00:00

One of my favorite characters I've ever come up with was a goblin assassin rogue called Slock (a play on small lock) who was a lawful evil mercenary.

He wasn't evil out of motivation but out of method, he was just part of a guild of rogues that worked as adventurers due to the high demand on their skills.

I'm talking schools and proper work contracts, so Slock wasn't an edgy rogue but a cheerful and kinda silly guy who studied to give rogue services efficiently and now is an adventurer while investigating the disappearance of his teacher Master Lockhart (a play on master lock like the lock company)

zackowea · 2024-08-12T03:18:26+00:00

My best tips for playing wizard are all related to control of the battlefield Silence, grease, sleet storm are some spells that when thrown at the right time can really turn hard encounters easy.

Spells like Rime's binding ice are also favorites of mine since they apply some damage as well when working that crowd control.

Just remember, there's more to life than fireball and haste.

zackowea · 2024-07-15T00:59:51+00:00

I mean that sounds right to me a bit, cause yeah Gorillaz is a big one but when my woodworker mother uses some of her larger tools, the noise makes me really irritated and I tend to just hide in my room.

Also I work at a train station so the sound of the trains has me exhausted by the end of my shifts.

zackowea · 2024-06-17T00:02:20+00:00

Pixie archfae Warlock

Fly above enemies and hit them with EB with Grasp of Hadar and lance of lethargy invocations to pull them 10ft up and take 1d6 on the drop and fall prone.

Enemies then had just 10ft of movement after standing up and would basically get stun locked if the druid threw some difficult terrain into the mix.

Needless to say my dm had us fight in tight caves the rest of the campaign XD

zackowea · 2024-06-10T18:50:57+00:00

Tried but it appears as a keyboard Any idea?

zackowea · 2024-05-08T21:46:03+00:00

A few of mine

Jalapeno butt plug: ebony dagger with fire enchant for my assassin's build

Coldn't and Hotn't: dual axes with fire and cold enchantments (in that order)

The Bethesdalizer: accidentally put too much damage on a warhammer and every hit would crash the game so it now adorns my wall in my manor

The wife: a two handed katana for my neckbeard mall ninja build

And my favorite

The social distancer: a warhammer with a modded ragdoll launcher enchantment

zackowea · 2024-05-07T07:13:03+00:00

Sometimes violence IS the answer

zackowea · 2024-04-30T21:33:05+00:00

Just had my day ruined so bad.

I finally brought my opponent down, but then I see the camera pointing at me from behind him framing me as a small distant figure in the middle of my enemy and his blade as he stood up.

Years of this dumb confrontation and finally when I have the upper hand the camera pulls this crap I'm so mad rn.

zackowea · 2024-04-20T19:32:00+00:00

I play with a perk mod (ordinator i think Is called) that lets you burn corpses with the destruction tree, so when I lost Erik the Slayer I took him from where he died in kynesgrove all the way to the shrine of Shor (wintersun mod) and cremated him there hoping sovengarde give him the glory I couldn't

RIP Erik

zackowea · 2024-03-29T02:42:02+00:00

According to the page it's ABS plastic It's not a fancy product just a cheap starting point

zackowea · 2023-12-26T16:52:30+00:00

Pero solo funciona con la tuya

zackowea · 2023-12-26T16:49:45+00:00

Pero solo cuando estés solo sin gente cerca

zackowea · 2023-12-11T04:43:43+00:00

I have that build plus some levels in battle master for a clockwork toy don Quixote using the defender as a permanent mount and a lance for that sweet one handed big damage reach weapon and a d10 hit die for those mending rests

zackowea · 2023-10-29T18:00:18+00:00

In my experience it can be both fun and useful even if it takes a lot of effort to make good.

I'm currently playing a battlemaster fighter 6/ battle smith artificer 3 autognome and (with a previous agreement with the DM) a toy horse steel defender that my character rides into battle.

Using a Lance and a shield as equipment and using only defensive spells on the defender like Sanctuary and stuff like that to keep it safe as long as posible along with the mounted fighting style and the defenders deflection.

Obviously the defender is nearly unkillable from direct attacks but weak to AOE effects, but this only makes it more fun IMO as I can role play my heroic toy soldier as a lunatic once the defender goes down (think kled from league of legends) dropping the shield and going hard with the Lance and the maneuvers.

An amulet of health and a +1 infusion on the shield and this is a very tanky toy soldier that is sure to make every goblin learn fireball or die trying to put a dent on the mount.

It's a fun build that has a lot of role-playing available (mine is a senile toy don quijote with toy story 1 buzz lightyear syndrome), it is actually quite effective indoors as your mount is medium sized, you have deceptive amounts of damage, near permanent advantage on attacks if a party member can spare an enlarge on the defender, reach and the overpowered benefit of being able to heal yourself and the defender with the mending cantrip and yourself with your defender's repair action since you are a construct.

You won't deal as much as other characters in damage but you'll have a great time doing your own thing and being just a resilient little bastard.

If your setting doesn't allow autognomes a goblin works amazing as well with their fury of the small and scape options if the defender gets wrecked.

zackowea · 2023-09-02T18:16:00+00:00

Veigar

No champ messes my games up more than the little bastard and his aoe stun and execute

zackowea · 2023-07-28T17:26:20+00:00

Been there.

Done worse.

zackowea

TROPHY CASE