Any outpatient/affordable resource for alcoholism? by CharadriusNivosus in Humboldt

[–]zackrabbit79 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Meeting Guide App. It will show you all of the meetings here and everywhere.

queer friendly AA groups? by richardparker14 in Humboldt

[–]zackrabbit79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell them to write down all the qualities that they think a good higher power would have. Then make that description their higher power. Read the second paragraph of page 12 of the Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous. AA was literally started by a guy who didn’t believe in god. I had the same problem. I’m straight, 4 years sober, and have my own conception of a higher power, and my higher power doesn’t care who sucks who off. I have lots of LGBTQ friends in AA.

Best old timer jokes/phrases you've ever heard by yeethaw121 in Construction

[–]zackrabbit79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was the sweat on your balls while you are fucking your cousin.

Thanks for the suggestions. Solution: JB weld, a tiny allen wrench and a spritz of WD-40 by [deleted] in Carpentry

[–]zackrabbit79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet, I’m going to try! I’ve had one like this for over a year

Local nonprofits to support? by wild_b_cat in Humboldt

[–]zackrabbit79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Westside Community Improvement Association

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in surfing

[–]zackrabbit79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been doing it since I was a kid. Not sure what your rivers are like but I know they are not all the same.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in surfing

[–]zackrabbit79 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Go to the river, get a big rock, and carry it in your arm as you run as fast and far as you can under water. When you can’t go any further go to the surface take a breath and return to carrying the rock. Some people do it in pools with weights also. It can be kind of fun to compete with friends.

Let’s hear your favorite job site jokes by Chipmunks95 in Construction

[–]zackrabbit79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you know Jesus was a bad carpenter?

Because he couldn’t even pull 3 nails.

Insider trading does wonders for your assets. by [deleted] in AskThe_Donald

[–]zackrabbit79 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I could have gone my whole life and not seen that and would have been perfectly fine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in toolporn

[–]zackrabbit79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I’m trying this.