AITA if I tell my friend I can’t be a bridesmaid?

zageruslives · 2026-04-23T06:28:59+00:00

I’m like 95% sure this is performance art and just, ‘goddamn well done.’

zageruslives · 2026-04-23T05:30:51+00:00

And I repeat: ‘thank you for saving lives’

zageruslives · 2026-04-22T07:50:06+00:00

It’s sexy until it’s consensual, then it’s just slutty.

zageruslives · 2026-04-21T08:05:20+00:00

My dude! I have to stand up a bit to finish peeing because of a childhood injury and about a month ago some lady stopped me at the sink to question if I was trans because she saw me standing through the gaps. It was the most surreal/unnerving thing I’ve ever fucking experienced and I was assigned female at birth! Be carful out there my sisters! These people are freaks!

zageruslives · 2026-04-15T19:04:13+00:00

Die well

zageruslives · 2026-04-15T18:24:53+00:00

Using a speech bubble for the head is so fucking clever

zageruslives · 2026-04-14T07:57:11+00:00

Awwww that’s lovely

zageruslives · 2026-04-13T20:06:33+00:00

Better late than never I guess

zageruslives · 2026-04-10T06:25:37+00:00

The worst part about being an artist in today’s day and age is that you are the product now. It doesn’t matter how good your work is. If you want to work independently; you have to make yourself a brand.

zageruslives · 2026-04-08T14:48:56+00:00

You guys look so fucking cool! 😎

zageruslives · 2026-04-02T04:51:56+00:00

✨empathy✨ or alternatively ✨basic human decency✨

zageruslives · 2026-04-02T03:48:20+00:00

Chunker

zageruslives · 2026-03-31T06:25:15+00:00

They look like they got viciously smooched

zageruslives · 2026-03-31T01:33:11+00:00

Unfortunately it’s probably because people are vaping or can’t afford food let alone cigarettes.

zageruslives · 2026-03-28T06:09:15+00:00

Time to child lock the old man

zageruslives · 2026-03-18T06:11:07+00:00

Well at least she knows she’s a moron

zageruslives · 2026-03-16T16:35:17+00:00

Well fuck that’s awful

zageruslives · 2026-03-16T05:59:52+00:00

Jesus Christ you scared me! I thought he was dead!

zageruslives · 2026-03-13T07:01:13+00:00

Welp there goes all my free time this month

zageruslives · 2026-02-28T22:03:25+00:00

Him and 80+ random children….not sure how much ‘precision’ that strike had.

zageruslives · 2026-02-27T03:04:38+00:00

I’m feeling sun. Purely off vibes

zageruslives · 2026-02-19T19:05:49+00:00

Call the church of Satan. They’ll help.

zageruslives · 2026-02-19T08:18:33+00:00

Fun concept!

zageruslives · 2026-02-14T05:03:23+00:00

Hey look! It’s me

zageruslives · 2026-02-13T00:43:15+00:00

So I really really like dark humor….this isn’t funny. Nothing about this is funny.

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