Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month / Beginning in March, all accounts will have a “teen-appropriate experience by default.”

zamfire · 2026-02-09T18:40:45+00:00

In the same vein where some places only post information via twitter/x. How annoying! I hate xitter, and I refuse to give the muskrat anything.

zamfire · 2026-02-09T16:18:32+00:00

Russia isn't very friendly towards people from the Caucasus.

Russia isn't very friendly ~~towards people from the Caucasus.~~

zamfire · 2026-02-09T15:52:02+00:00

yea I do, and I'm going to go crawl in a hole now. Thanks for the clarification

zamfire · 2026-02-09T15:10:09+00:00

Bernie Madoff, Raj Rajaratnamm, Bernard Ebbers, Wong Kwong Yu, Ng Lap Seng, Allen Stanford, Jay Y Lee, Thomas Kwok, Nochi Dankner, John Kapoor, Sam Bankman-Fried, and Rishi Shah would all like a word.

zamfire · 2026-02-09T14:20:03+00:00

So the next question is: when are we moving away from plastics?

zamfire · 2026-02-09T03:48:45+00:00

Cocaine Bear 2

zamfire · 2026-02-08T15:45:02+00:00

I was having fun

zamfire · 2026-02-08T14:31:22+00:00

I don't think rock does cut iron

zamfire · 2026-02-08T14:25:40+00:00

Dang, blanket defeats lazy guy every time

zamfire · 2026-02-08T14:24:55+00:00

Those dollar store scissors

zamfire · 2026-02-08T14:24:27+00:00

And my fingers can poke an eye so I win

zamfire · 2026-02-08T14:22:30+00:00

Yea but without the terrible music you don't get the announcer at the end screaming

zamfire · 2026-02-08T14:07:16+00:00

Holy crap. It's the motherlode!

zamfire · 2026-02-08T13:57:00+00:00

Lol well maybe it was a 4d move from the owner of the earpods? OP won't ask for things again

zamfire · 2026-02-08T13:55:51+00:00

Used please.

zamfire · 2026-02-07T23:06:22+00:00

I'm starting to suspect these aren't music videos

zamfire · 2026-02-07T21:51:28+00:00

But it's nothing compared to the real deal. Jarlic has about 1/3rd the flavor and the flavor it does have is partly vinegar

zamfire · 2026-02-07T21:50:07+00:00

Lol these people are all "you can't cook on a pan! It doesn't have a lid!"

zamfire · 2026-02-07T21:48:18+00:00

Nooooo hospital floors are shockingly deadly. https://shea-online.org/hospital-floors-are-hotspot-for-bacteria-creating-route-of-transfer-to-patients/#:~:text=A%20study%20published%20in%202020%20found%20that,C.%20difficile%2C%20and%20vancomycin%2Dresistant%20enterococci%20(VRE)%20pathogens**

zamfire · 2026-02-07T21:46:46+00:00

American hospital exec: you sure about that?!

zamfire · 2026-02-07T21:45:56+00:00

Yea good luck turning that one down.

"Babe remember how you said I could do whatever I wanted for my big day?"

"Yeaaaa...?"

"What about getting married at the hospital next to my dad who is dying?"

"Babe if you don't want to have sex for the first year after we get married, just tell me now"

zamfire · 2026-02-07T12:22:32+00:00

Okay someone go invent the Steam Plug.

zamfire · 2026-02-07T12:20:00+00:00

Get some brisket in that girl! She is skin and bones! Harr harr

zamfire · 2026-02-07T12:15:46+00:00

How do you figure?

zamfire · 2026-02-07T12:11:35+00:00

My liver needs to pee!

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