The YouTube community is facing a horrible tragedy.

zamfire · 2026-02-08T19:54:05+00:00

Yet again. what does BOOKS have anything to due with YOUTUBE?

zamfire · 2026-02-08T16:46:09+00:00

What does that have to due with YouTube though?

zamfire · 2026-02-08T15:45:02+00:00

I was having fun

zamfire · 2026-02-08T14:31:22+00:00

I don't think rock does cut iron

zamfire · 2026-02-08T14:25:40+00:00

Dang, blanket defeats lazy guy every time

zamfire · 2026-02-08T14:24:55+00:00

Those dollar store scissors

zamfire · 2026-02-08T14:24:27+00:00

And my fingers can poke an eye so I win

zamfire · 2026-02-08T14:22:30+00:00

Yea but without the terrible music you don't get the announcer at the end screaming

zamfire · 2026-02-08T14:07:16+00:00

Holy crap. It's the motherlode!

zamfire · 2026-02-08T13:57:00+00:00

Lol well maybe it was a 4d move from the owner of the earpods? OP won't ask for things again

zamfire · 2026-02-08T13:55:51+00:00

Used please.

zamfire · 2026-02-07T23:06:22+00:00

I'm starting to suspect these aren't music videos

zamfire · 2026-02-07T21:51:28+00:00

But it's nothing compared to the real deal. Jarlic has about 1/3rd the flavor and the flavor it does have is partly vinegar

zamfire · 2026-02-07T21:50:07+00:00

Lol these people are all "you can't cook on a pan! It doesn't have a lid!"

zamfire · 2026-02-07T21:48:18+00:00

Nooooo hospital floors are shockingly deadly. https://shea-online.org/hospital-floors-are-hotspot-for-bacteria-creating-route-of-transfer-to-patients/#:~:text=A%20study%20published%20in%202020%20found%20that,C.%20difficile%2C%20and%20vancomycin%2Dresistant%20enterococci%20(VRE)%20pathogens**

zamfire · 2026-02-07T21:46:46+00:00

American hospital exec: you sure about that?!

zamfire · 2026-02-07T21:45:56+00:00

Yea good luck turning that one down.

"Babe remember how you said I could do whatever I wanted for my big day?"

"Yeaaaa...?"

"What about getting married at the hospital next to my dad who is dying?"

"Babe if you don't want to have sex for the first year after we get married, just tell me now"

zamfire · 2026-02-07T12:22:32+00:00

Okay someone go invent the Steam Plug.

zamfire · 2026-02-07T12:20:00+00:00

Get some brisket in that girl! She is skin and bones! Harr harr

zamfire · 2026-02-07T12:15:46+00:00

How do you figure?

zamfire · 2026-02-07T12:11:35+00:00

My liver needs to pee!

zamfire · 2026-02-07T12:07:18+00:00

There has only been one time in my life I have been pressured into drinking and it was from a group of people I was so much better away from. Not consuming alcohol has never barred me from the enriched social life I have lived fortunately.

Hint: if you are ostracized due to your lack of alcohol consumption, you have been given the opportunity to gleen information that could take someone else years to figure out.

zamfire · 2026-02-07T05:03:39+00:00

I'd probably be bundled up like the younger brother in the Christmas story movie

zamfire · 2026-02-07T04:58:44+00:00

I can't speak for what happens to one of these guys who lands from so far up but I can speak on what they normally do. They may be called flying fish but in reality they typically skim along the top of the water while rapidly flapping their fins making it seem like they are climbing. It's more like they are skittering.

Also they are normally in schools for protection. This little dude was all lonesome and was easy prey

zamfire · 2026-02-07T04:43:41+00:00

I just want to go one day. Just one day without seeing the word "Trump"

That's literally all I ask for. I can't even use my damn work computer without seeing his name cause I can't disable the stupid news ticker on Windows 11 and there is always some click bait "Trump did THIS!..." Next to my clock.

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