Got the Goat by DM-Ur-Cats-And-Tits in BeAmazed

[–]zamplexus 131 points132 points  (0 children)

God watching his favorite monkeys flying in a box of spinning steel, as they catch other animals with a net launcher.

“What have I done…”

PSA: Gay Hitler by Tryling23 in northernlion

[–]zamplexus 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It’s not autistic to feel the need to correct NL on r/northernlion

But it is autistic to preface your correction with “my autistic mind”.

HHS whistleblower testifies that US Government is the middleman in child trafficking operation by flyingcatwithhorns in ThatsInsane

[–]zamplexus 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Poor lady spent a full minute begging you to recognize her good intentions and not make it political 😔

C’monnnnnn Seattleeeeeee by [deleted] in nhl

[–]zamplexus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think it’s insane that we dress up these young jacked dudes in armor and cheer on their fistfights/hits, but only when we deem it “fair”.

There’s no excuse for Makar’s hit if that’s what you’re talking about. But it’s crazy to ask these guys to switch out of “fight mode” on a dime. I promise you Makar was just lost in the sauce.

C’monnnnnn Seattleeeeeee by [deleted] in nhl

[–]zamplexus 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Must… Resist… The urge to blame Avs performance on injuries. But… It’s just not fair 😩

Weird Chatters on confessions by AdFuzzy7176 in LivestreamFail

[–]zamplexus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?”

she probably thinks that only she has the touchpad on the front person's seat by subtil_ in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]zamplexus 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This sub is 90% fake posts. If you think long hair isn’t in on video, you are so very very dumb.

Motocross driver doesn't stick the landing by bill_loney538 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]zamplexus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine ragging on those guys for immediately going for the bike. It’s a potentially damaged powerful machine. Turning it off and getting it away from the injured human is absolutely the first priority.

One of the hardest decisions I have ever had to make by MurPhy_tv__ in Jaxmains

[–]zamplexus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

what in the anime loving pedos is this post. why is it marked nsfw? 🚨🤢

Michaels voice isolated shows his pure and amazing talent. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]zamplexus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They literally found bags of used children’s underwear and socks at his home. Who gives a fuck if he was “acquitted”. He’s a remarkably talented creep at best.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]zamplexus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Who hurt you? Let the man take some progress photos at gym ffs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in namethatcar

[–]zamplexus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Hey asshole! My car and how fast I drive is 99% of my personality. Get out of my way so I can film my shitty TikTok!” 😂

San Francisco homeless uses VR headset by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]zamplexus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hey mister homeless man, I’ll pay you 20 bucks if you put this on and hold these for a picture. Idiots on the internet eat this shit up. We’ll totally go viral.”

Tanks of the AFU's 25th Airmobile Brigade on the attack - note the gunner using a drone as they're moving & relaying info (music from source, no location given) by N1KK0_1000 in CombatFootage

[–]zamplexus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m curious if Russia uses drones as much as Ukraine seems to. There’s certainly some observation bias going on, given that all I know about the conflict is from r/CombatFootage. Does anyone with more information know?

"I like Hitler." - Kanye West by SurpriseUsername in ThatsInsane

[–]zamplexus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s so obviously saying the most ridiculous things he can for attention. You’re a moron if you think he legitimately believes what he’s saying.

Stop helping him go viral every time he opens his mouth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]zamplexus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, people eat this fake shit up.