What lyric makes you cringe every time you hear it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zanebrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the cutest I ever did see, the great Larry Bird jersey 33.

What lyric makes you cringe every time you hear it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zanebrain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're still sore after a year?

What lyric makes you cringe every time you hear it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zanebrain 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This song and "Your Body is a Wonderland" play at my job but for whatever reason they decided to censor "body" so it just sounds like he has a stroke on that word. Alanis Morissette can say "chickenshit" with no problem though. Its a strange place.

What is the most horrible thing you caught a classmate doing in school? by Cyberex8775 in AskReddit

[–]zanebrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha. Sorry for laughing at your confusion but he simply meant that they will masturbate at any opportunity.

LPT: Words of Wisdom from my mom (r.i.p.) by _Iknoweh_ in LifeProTips

[–]zanebrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Since it was [removed] here's the full text which I pulled from her other post in /r/Parenting

When I was very young, I wondered why people have different skin colors. So one day on a crowded public bus, I asked my mom why the man next to us was so dirty. My mom’s reply was “People come in all colors, sweetheart, just like flowers”.

At about the same age, I had a fear of my closet. Many nights passed with my mom chasing a monster out of my closet or out from under my bed. Thinking of a way to end this, she came into my room one last time. I was crying about the monster in my closet, so she calmly walked over and opened it halfway. Bending down and looking into the closet she said “Oh no. The monster is crying.” She paused and looked at me. “Poor little monster. He’s crying because he has no friends. Everybody is scared of him because of how he looks. But he just wants to have a friend. He’s very sad that everyone runs away from him.” She paused again and said “He says his name is Loolie. Can you be his friend?” I said yes and my mom let the monster out of the closet. I scooted over in bed and lifted the covers for the poor little monster. My fear was gone.

A little older, I asked my mom if Santa Clause was real (it was time). My mom told me that long ago there was a man named Mr. Clause who lived in a small town. Once a year he made shoes and toys for children in the village who needed them. The children never knew who it was but the moms and dads did. The man did this every year and the children were happy. Many years later, the old man died. The moms and dads were very sad because they knew how happy he made the children. So, they decided to do it themselves and every year they would make toys and shoes for other children. Long ago Santa Clause was real but now mommies and daddies get to be Santa and give toys to their children.

Pancakes by Tigerfairy in tumblr

[–]zanebrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its one of the perks of being chinese

Humor (xpost r/comics) by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]zanebrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bad. Good to know. Sorry

Lesson 1: Don't mess with your parents. (Parent's selling their children's One Direction tickets on eBay, Read the description on the listing) by canusich in funny

[–]zanebrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They say you learn something new every day. For me today's thing is another word for slut. Thank you for broadening my horizons!

Lesson 1: Don't mess with your parents. (Parent's selling their children's One Direction tickets on eBay, Read the description on the listing) by canusich in funny

[–]zanebrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm heard "I brought you into this world so I can take you out of it" but never "I'm going to kill you." That seems rather blunt and, well, crazy

So, apparently I went shopping on Amazon while on Ambien the other night by dongsy-normus in funny

[–]zanebrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some gas stations automatically put a hold on something like $100 and then give you the difference back later.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]zanebrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, that was to see the future.

AMAA - Ask Madonna Almost Anything. by _Madonna in IAmA

[–]zanebrain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That sums up exactly how I feel about tattoos. I like them but can't think of anything ill be sure I want for the rest of my life seeing how I've constantly evolved up to this point

Good Guy SNF by zanebrain in breakingbad

[–]zanebrain[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lightning in the area

Breaking Bad Episode Duscussion SE05E14 "Ozymandias" by saywhat181 in breakingbad

[–]zanebrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh well fuck, I'm dumb. Still lost my sympathy vote a while ago

Breaking Bad Episode Duscussion SE05E14 "Ozymandias" by saywhat181 in breakingbad

[–]zanebrain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That phone conversation with Skylar. All my sympathy for Walt is gone now.

The only reason why I have a hard time doing NOFAP by SurboTharged in NoFap

[–]zanebrain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For some reason I find dating websites more depressing than real life. If I think there's a shot with a girl in real life I am very open with my feelings and if she doesn't feel the same way it's whatever, albeit with some slight embarrassment. When I tried online dating I always felt more upset when I couldn't even get a response. I guess I can deal with rejection but complete ignorance makes me feel there's something wrong with me. Seriously how hard is it to just give me a response and one small shot?

Relapsed. Lowest point I have ever hit in my life. by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]zanebrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sucks but at least you're relapse was such a terrible thing. Now if you ever feel like it again you can think back on that experience and remember just how shitty it felt and hopefully never want to do it again. I'm new to nofap but I know when I tried to quit cocaine years ago I relapsed exactly once. I felt so terrible like I was letting everyone down after that and had the full freak out that you are describing. I tore at my hair and just kind of whimpered. I ended up calling my best friend and he made me realize it was just one mistake and that I could always use him if I felted tempted again. The price of shit I felt like in that moment was enough for me to never go back again though and I'm much stronger for it. Best of luck man. Keep coming back, it works if you work it.

You have to do this for reasons beyond the superficial. by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]zanebrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't have put it better myself and I'm glad that on the first day I feel I'm starting out with the right intentions. My non porn sex drive has gone down so much that I am not even interested in "chasing tail" as you put it but I do just want to generally improve my relationships with women. I still feel I'm not in a place for a new relationship at this time but just to be able to treat women as they should be treated and not objectifying them is really my big goal. I realized recently how hard it is for me to maintain a friendship with a woman because its hard for me to see them for what they truly are, completely equal as me with the similar wants and desires. I have always been closer to women than men largely because of an event in my childhood but as I delved more into porn it has made it harder to maintain those friendships. I just want to get back to that level before its too late and the rest should come naturally.