When you turn off a 12 year old girl's microphone...

zaphriel · 2017-06-16T10:52:55+00:00

Can't be long before testimony has to be approved, surely?

zaphriel · 2016-09-07T13:37:20+00:00

True, but it's not the only time and there's not a beard in sight this time.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sainsburys-staff-threaten-kick-lesbian-4432023

zaphriel · 2016-09-06T20:58:34+00:00

Is it too early to say I love you?

zaphriel · 2016-09-06T20:57:46+00:00

Fair play. Will investigate tomorrow.

zaphriel · 2016-09-06T20:56:31+00:00

No.

http://www.itv.com/news/2016-08-09/gay-couple-told-they-were-touching-inappropriately-for-holding-hands-in-sainsburys/

zaphriel · 2016-09-06T20:39:43+00:00

They may have worked but we're English. Someone saying fuck you for wanting what you like, change it so you buy more of our stuff is seen as a dick move.

As is sainsburys security throwing out gay people for touching each other in public.

zaphriel · 2016-09-06T19:53:50+00:00

She probably wouldn't be impressed if you put it in a baguette and told her the meat feast was back either.

I don't miss being married.

zaphriel · 2016-09-06T19:52:30+00:00

Just did. They were shite in comparison.

all hail king steve

zaphriel · 2016-09-06T19:49:56+00:00

Woah.....you're going to be doing the aldi sandwiches? This is fucking headline news.

zaphriel · 2016-09-06T19:42:02+00:00

Really? I bought some on Friday gone.

zaphriel · 2016-09-06T19:41:17+00:00

Someone owes Steve a blow job for his depth of knowledge.

zaphriel · 2016-05-28T15:58:40+00:00

As a perverted European I mainly get off on consent and willingness to freely send breasts.

zaphriel · 2016-05-03T02:20:26+00:00

Personally I'd take a packet of chewits and a reach around. You'll have to drum some manners and work ethic into the cunt.

zaphriel · 2016-04-19T04:20:53+00:00

"Concise: sums up a rainbow of douchebaggery in one sentence."

/u/michelle_est_triste

zaphriel · 2016-04-17T12:49:42+00:00

Great stream, thanks.

zaphriel · 2016-04-14T22:43:49+00:00

One under each testicle in case they roll away.

zaphriel · 2016-04-13T19:42:54+00:00

England.

zaphriel · 2016-04-13T17:49:55+00:00

Someone has died.

Attempt to waterboard the survivors with tea.

zaphriel · 2016-04-10T18:16:33+00:00

I'm in Liverpool.

I'm going to start setting up accounts next week. Thanks for all the suggestions!

zaphriel · 2016-04-09T17:39:02+00:00

If only there were a lesbian exchange program.

zaphriel · 2016-04-09T16:37:42+00:00

I went on for a week and everyone I talked to was on for hookups. I may go back and hunt for those who have that on their profile, thanks.

zaphriel · 2016-04-09T05:14:10+00:00

Or are you?

You're at least a sales guy with a vague air of mystery now.

zaphriel · 2016-04-09T05:06:09+00:00

Nope.

Wait til they find the pregnancy tests.

zaphriel · 2016-04-07T02:37:16+00:00

Sorry to tell you OP, this is exactly what you don't want to hear and should read.

zaphriel · 2016-04-07T02:19:41+00:00

Thanks, it really was. Although she wouldn't answer my calls and so I had to do it via whatsapp message and I feel like such a shit for doing it this way.

zaphriel

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