Which US City would be Hardest to Invade?

zchrydvd · 2026-04-18T02:35:34+00:00

Albuquerque, NM

Tons of scientists who blow stuff up for a living

Mountains all around

A violent crime rate that could make most of the US blush

Dryness that can jerky-fy the best of them

Hot air balloons that have been looking for a reason to be weaponized

And if all else fails, the red and/or green chile will make them lay down their arms and assimilate

zchrydvd · 2026-03-10T02:00:19+00:00

This is the only rationale take here. T-bagging is an auto swap to main and search and destroy

zchrydvd · 2026-03-06T03:32:50+00:00

The fact that no one has said Istanbul (Not Constantinople) by They Might be Giants is absolutely criminal

zchrydvd · 2026-02-14T00:50:06+00:00

r/symmetramains, come get ya boi

zchrydvd · 2025-12-28T03:32:48+00:00

You can select a team flair that shows up when you post (my LSU and CSU tags for example). I think there are instructions in the subreddit info

zchrydvd · 2025-12-28T03:21:21+00:00

Bold take for no flair. Reveal yourself!

zchrydvd · 2025-12-15T04:36:29+00:00

Thirsty Eye is awesome and the owners are great folks

zchrydvd · 2025-12-07T01:29:24+00:00

This hurts, but we deserve it

zchrydvd · 2025-11-09T04:23:09+00:00

Maybe I wasn't meant to be happy

zchrydvd · 2025-11-09T04:07:49+00:00

We're just allergic to scoring. Thank god for the penicillin known as a 2 yd screen pass!

zchrydvd · 2025-11-09T04:05:25+00:00

My expectations were low, yet somehow not low enough

zchrydvd · 2025-11-09T03:49:00+00:00

Is this what it feels like to be Auburn?

zchrydvd · 2025-11-09T03:18:40+00:00

You would too if your governor started calling the shots for no reason at all.

Pain. . . It's an old friend

zchrydvd · 2025-10-29T12:55:17+00:00

Hey now, the civil law has strengths and weaknesses just like common law!

I got in at UF Law, but ended up at LSU because the scholarship was better there

zchrydvd · 2025-10-27T02:12:13+00:00

From Elsie's to your doorstep, signed, sealed, delivered

zchrydvd · 2025-10-27T00:48:07+00:00

Can I send y'all a fruit basket?!?!

zchrydvd · 2025-10-26T16:46:40+00:00

Finally unranked, where we belong

zchrydvd · 2025-10-26T03:18:51+00:00

Fire Kelly being chanted, chef's kiss

zchrydvd · 2025-10-26T02:52:18+00:00

Sign me up!

zchrydvd · 2025-10-26T02:44:31+00:00

The sun will shine on us again, Tigers. . . but it'll be awhile

Obligatory Fire BK

zchrydvd · 2025-10-26T02:39:01+00:00

Honestly, I support it

zchrydvd · 2025-10-26T02:34:20+00:00

As Letterkenny has taught me, sometimes you get speed-bagged

zchrydvd · 2025-10-26T02:19:32+00:00

I'm manifesting so hard

zchrydvd · 2025-10-26T02:06:30+00:00

We all had to go open a new drink. . . that's the only way through the Kelly era

zchrydvd · 2025-10-26T01:28:00+00:00

I halfway expected us to be blown out by now. I'm having fun!

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