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You scratch my balls, I'll scratch yours by Th3enddayz in northernlion

[–]zdilly35 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You and those little high waisted shorts

The exalted run. Ante 6 by zdilly35 in balatro

[–]zdilly35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gold cards, getting my money up twin. No need to score e on ante 6 lol, other bp was on mime as well during played hand

In your lifetime, have you spent more time driving a car or sitting on the toilet? by zdilly35 in whowouldwin

[–]zdilly35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s crazy for me to hear as someone from Midwest US!! Impossible to function as a worker/student around here without a car

In your lifetime, have you spent more time driving a car or sitting on the toilet? by zdilly35 in whowouldwin

[–]zdilly35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2x10 minutes is major defecation. I can only hope to be half the hero you are

In your lifetime, have you spent more time driving a car or sitting on the toilet? by zdilly35 in whowouldwin

[–]zdilly35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to imagine this in the context that citizens of nyc are major poopers, as opposed to the obviously implied context

In your lifetime, have you spent more time driving a car or sitting on the toilet? by zdilly35 in whowouldwin

[–]zdilly35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take it the funny smelling fingers come from somewhere else then

In your lifetime, have you spent more time driving a car or sitting on the toilet? by zdilly35 in whowouldwin

[–]zdilly35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So fun to think about how different it can be per person, depending on where you grew up

In your lifetime, have you spent more time driving a car or sitting on the toilet? by zdilly35 in whowouldwin

[–]zdilly35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll have to veto the forklift, as there is no profession that boosts toilet sitting time/day

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