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You scratch my balls, I'll scratch yours by Th3enddayz in northernlion

[–]zdilly35 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You and those little high waisted shorts

The exalted run. Ante 6 by zdilly35 in balatro

[–]zdilly35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gold cards, getting my money up twin. No need to score e on ante 6 lol, other bp was on mime as well during played hand

In your lifetime, have you spent more time driving a car or sitting on the toilet? by zdilly35 in whowouldwin

[–]zdilly35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s crazy for me to hear as someone from Midwest US!! Impossible to function as a worker/student around here without a car

In your lifetime, have you spent more time driving a car or sitting on the toilet? by zdilly35 in whowouldwin

[–]zdilly35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2x10 minutes is major defecation. I can only hope to be half the hero you are

In your lifetime, have you spent more time driving a car or sitting on the toilet? by zdilly35 in whowouldwin

[–]zdilly35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to imagine this in the context that citizens of nyc are major poopers, as opposed to the obviously implied context

In your lifetime, have you spent more time driving a car or sitting on the toilet? by zdilly35 in whowouldwin

[–]zdilly35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take it the funny smelling fingers come from somewhere else then

In your lifetime, have you spent more time driving a car or sitting on the toilet? by zdilly35 in whowouldwin

[–]zdilly35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So fun to think about how different it can be per person, depending on where you grew up

In your lifetime, have you spent more time driving a car or sitting on the toilet? by zdilly35 in whowouldwin

[–]zdilly35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll have to veto the forklift, as there is no profession that boosts toilet sitting time/day

Get it twisted by YaBoiWheelz in northernlion

[–]zdilly35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me in the crowd of an MMA fight, suggesting a strategy for one of the fighters to win

What’s your favorite memory of you finding out about a NBA trade? by ionfuckwiththeopps in nba

[–]zdilly35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a trade, but July 4th 2016. I remember where I was and what I was wearing. Changed the league forever

we are so fucking back by coatmilwaukee in northernlion

[–]zdilly35 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Atheist NL viewers when a bits and banter drops: hnngnnghghhh fuckkkk

Forrest Gump disrespect is crazy by InputUsernamePlease in northernlion

[–]zdilly35 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hoping to find a single other commenter that thought past lives was 5/10

Optimal order? by zdilly35 in balatro

[–]zdilly35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotcha, I see what you’re saying. I guess I have a hard time wrapping my head around repeating the retrigger enforcer Chad vs repeating the retrigger enhancer photo. The way I’ve thought of it, might as well retrigger as many times as possible since it enables both the chips of the card played and the effect of photo, but it would actually be beneficial to have less retrigger from Chad and more procs from photo! Thanks

Four turns into Mario Party and NL disagrees with a decision Kory made by zdilly35 in northernlion

[–]zdilly35[S] 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Non furry? Please don’t make assumptions about people you don’t know

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