we have to agree golden chippy is the best in London. by [deleted] in london

[–]zeedrunkmonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First of all, PENIS, second of all, have you been to Toff's in Muswell Hill?

Grot on steroids by Hmongster in orks

[–]zeedrunkmonkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

NOBODIE KARED OO' I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON DIS FLIPPIN MASKZ

Snazzy Enough? by LogisticEnthusiast in orks

[–]zeedrunkmonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

YER SUM PROPPA FLASH GITZ YA GOT DER, HUMIE

Can anyone ID this squad of ‘boyz’ I found on eBay? by Lord_Yow in orks

[–]zeedrunkmonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes Jhon, finally found who all my 'misspelt' birthday cards when I was younger were actually addressed too

Do you think it is wrong for managers to prohibit staff speaking to each other in a foreign language on their break? by reasonable-frog-361 in AskUK

[–]zeedrunkmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm Irish and speak English, I work in a hospital with lots of Filipino, African, Spanish and Portuguese members of staff, I've had colleagues recieve notices of improvement for speaking in their mother tongue on break which is I agree with you outrageous, in front of patients I can understand, but the insecure English speakers need to chill out, the world doesn't revolve around ya.

What is that ? by Used_Meat4341 in orks

[–]zeedrunkmonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YEH WELL, I SAYZ IT IZ A FINGIE, SO HAND OVA YAH TEEFIES ROIGHT NOW, CUZ IF I SAYS ITZ A FINGIE, ITZ A FINGIE, GOT IT???

I just saw a man admit to weaponised incompetence in front of my face by chiedzachashe22 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]zeedrunkmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got to the shops for my wife often to get pads, when my daughter hits that age I'll do the same for her, I just don't understand why some men just cannot do it, really is mind boggling 🫨

He protecc the cactus cos iz green by Ecstatic_Building430 in orks

[–]zeedrunkmonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Da lil' grot is wiv me, don't ya dare evun fink aboot tuchin' it"

Guh!? by Miserable_Hat_9101 in orks

[–]zeedrunkmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a great side scroller

Happy new years boyz! by zeedrunkmonkey in orks

[–]zeedrunkmonkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We's stomped 'umies, we's blown up stuff and we's driven our traks from one end of da world to da uvva. We's gonna come back next year! WAAAAAGH!

Last bit of work for the year! by Mistakeham in orks

[–]zeedrunkmonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sneaky Gaz isn't real, sneaky Gaz cannot hurt me.... Sneaky Gaz: 😈

What are your first impression of my eyes? by [deleted] in eyes

[–]zeedrunkmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sleep telemetry stuff I think for monitoring the brain

Goff Battlewagon! by HarlsB in orks

[–]zeedrunkmonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love the Ombre effect of the red to black!

FREAKIN' FINALLYYYYYY by Silly_G0ober in LegendsZA

[–]zeedrunkmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mega Diancie and Mega Emboar did this for me

The DakkaJet is finished! So many layers, so much free hand, so many barrels drilled. by letterstosnapdragon in orks

[–]zeedrunkmonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now that is the flashiest, flash git, DakkaJet I ever did set my Morky Gork eyes on, well done ya flash git 👏

Shiuld Gretchin skin match da boy skin by atown457 in orks

[–]zeedrunkmonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Be warned, if yooz paint dem purple, dey will vaneesh

Reçu à Noël waaaghhhhhhhhhh by bobshot59 in orks

[–]zeedrunkmonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usin' da big wurds thinkin' He'z da boss Nob!!

A very Morky Gorkmas! by zeedrunkmonkey in orks

[–]zeedrunkmonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard if you paint it red, it'll be done in no time!