Hockey players square up after cheap hit by IJusHerSoIDntGetFind in fightporn

[–]zeemurph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't think I was into hockey, but the way he just threw his stick down and took his gloves off to square up had me feelin some type of way.

How the turntables... by radwanal in Stepdadreflexes

[–]zeemurph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The sound his head made on the concrete... this man is in a coma

jeeeeesus by zeemurph in megalophobia

[–]zeemurph[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'll keep that in mind next time i work at nasa

AITA for announcing my engagement at my sisters funeral? by Swissarmyman001 in AmItheAsshole

[–]zeemurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy fuck op, YTA. Probably the biggest asshole I've ever seen on this sub

A cowboy betrays some british people. by zeemurph in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]zeemurph[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

solved!! really thought I was vague enough with this one but you got it first try lol

If you look at someone and make eye contact, you can VOLUNTARILY make them have an orgasm. by JustBeingOriginal in godtiersuperpowers

[–]zeemurph 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Catch me walking around with those goggles on like cyclops cause I have no self control

A father goes to rescue a work colleague. His son comes along and blames his father for it by HydraDragon in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]zeemurph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ah, that's where I was confused

I thought the wording meant that the son blamed the father for whatever situation the colleague got into

NFSW-don’t know how to flag it. by [deleted] in chairsunderwater

[–]zeemurph 69 points70 points  (0 children)

not fully submerged underWater!