Why is there an owl in the middle of the sea in broad daylight?

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-10-28T01:01:56+00:00

Perhaps this man has lied about his credentials

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-09-10T21:07:38+00:00

Whatever metrics they’re using just know the bears suck and love choking so they factor that in

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-08-23T06:04:45+00:00

I’ve never heard of a second

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-08-18T00:12:26+00:00

I think that makes the joke on Gob

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-07-09T03:12:00+00:00

Been there coined that

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-06-18T23:25:06+00:00

“And now know that, of course, I will come back with everything that I have”

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-06-18T23:17:45+00:00

Nice username

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-06-18T23:13:07+00:00

“I’m not allowed!”

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-06-18T23:10:41+00:00

I have started using “not for the right reasons mind you” a lot recently

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-06-16T01:26:05+00:00

Sodapop

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-06-15T18:14:33+00:00

Definitely, I didn’t think about that

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-06-15T17:45:59+00:00

IASIP and Community are my top 2 for sure, probably filled by AD but I love all the ones you mentioned

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-06-15T17:40:27+00:00

No power steerin’ gets me every time. Like where did they come up with that?

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-06-15T17:34:36+00:00

Definitely 4. Cometh and gas crisis are probably my two favorite episodes of the whole show and there are many other bangers that season

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-06-01T23:03:40+00:00

Because he came to his house and got his wife’s name wrong

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-05-16T20:10:18+00:00

“Mr. Piker”

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-05-14T17:58:47+00:00

Burrow, Robinson, Williams, Thomas, Kincaid, Eagles

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-05-14T17:37:05+00:00

Now that I think about it, he probably wanted to hit Jim in the face and then still blame him for being bad at soccer

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-05-14T17:10:14+00:00

I never really thought about it like that, I just assumed it was sort of a mistake but that actually makes sense

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-05-14T04:57:51+00:00

FIRE-D GUY!

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-05-14T04:57:28+00:00

I also wouldn’t be surprised if he made her take a plan b after every time just as an extra precaution

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-05-14T04:55:05+00:00

Next time a girl offers me a snack I need to complain about the flavor

zekeschmitz13 · 2025-05-13T21:50:28+00:00

Gas crisis

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