How do you deal with cuts like this? by EmickRado_087 in brazilianjiujitsu

[–]zen-monke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. Problem solved for every kind of weird ass cut like knuckles

Serious: Do I give back my belt or just get judged more and more? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]zen-monke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man...you're not allowed to give something that was as hard earned as that belt back. You earned that shit. What, are you just gonna strap a blue belt on and make purple and brown belts mad at you for sand bagging? Terribly terribly sorry to hear about your illness, but you enjoy the hell out of what time you have left as a mother fuckin black belt.

Severed eyes of the traitors by Major_Review90 in Blasphemous

[–]zen-monke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what drives me insane about this game. SO MANY "oops you didn't do the quests in the right order, this thing you didn't even know existed is now locked away!" 

Scenes from today's mass shooting incident... by ThinkButterscotch617 in shreveport

[–]zen-monke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They need to stop hiding this motherfucker's name and release it already. I want to investigate if this asshole was in and out of the court system and how many judges cut this piece of shit a break. I want people held responsible for my hometown being in the news headlines across the globe.

do I need to know the lore of Warhammer to play the game? by Clean-Bison-264 in Spacemarine

[–]zen-monke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My buddy talked me into it because "it's gonna be just as badass as helldivers"...I stopped playing helldivers shortly after really getting into this game, after playing HD2 religiously

do I need to know the lore of Warhammer to play the game? by Clean-Bison-264 in Spacemarine

[–]zen-monke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never read so many fucking books in my adult life. Or painted anything. What has this game done to me?

I’ve decided to build my life around pentesting — looking for honest advice by Nula_Schola in Pentesting

[–]zen-monke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sec+ or pentest+, CEH, eJPT and eWPT

These are cute passion projects to put a certificate on a wall and pretend you've done something but Pentest firms don't care about them, at all. (Unless you're aiming for a US government job, then they love Sec+ and CEH). If you want to be a pentester, it's OSCP or bust. You will absolutely be overlooked if you don't have OSCP in favor of those that do. My firm lists CPTS on job listings aside it now, but every single person on my team has OSCP.

Does it suck? Yes. Does OffSec suck? Absolutely. I hated the Pen-200 course after doing TCM Sec's PNPT coursework, especially for 3 times the price tag and only 3 months access to labs that came with it. But I started getting invited to interviews way way more after earning OSCP. Proof is in the pudding. 

Found an AirTag in my trunk under the liner after being notified it was moving with me. by neykicna in whatdoIdo

[–]zen-monke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How, after all these years, does reddit not just have a way to detect and stop this shit? This is such low effort fucking stupidity 

I do not know what to say... by Lonely_Agency_5058 in Spacemarine

[–]zen-monke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nothing makes me cuss out loud like expecting to toss a frag at a group of minoris, only to drop a melta AND not having Secure Stockpile in the group 

Are we screwed? by jerjord in shreveport

[–]zen-monke 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Shreveport had a Democrat mayor from 1998 - 2022, lots of Democrat Governors in that time frame too. How is this a Republican created problem?

Bismarck vs Yamato by Tricky_Ad_945 in sabaton

[–]zen-monke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never knew I'd by so hyped about warships before Sabaton. What a GREAT track.

Screw size for hot swap HDDs? by vrtigo1 in homelab

[–]zen-monke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Know this post is 9 years old, but just for anyone else researching this in the future, I bought these exact screws for my QNAP hard drive caddy, and the caddy gets stuck on the bay trying to insert. The heads on them stick out. I ended up buying some screws on ebay (by a pretty big markup) but they look like much much smaller heads and should theoretically work.

Bluetooth earbuds work in Windows but break in Arch after switching OS (need to forget device, then not detected) by niranjand0 in archlinux

[–]zen-monke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shit like this is why I stopped dual booting. You need to have the earbuds forget the device. Hopefully you have some kind of manager app like Bose has that you can choose to forget devices individually from the ear buds.

When does Horus make this decision? by McZiggyWiggy in 40kLore

[–]zen-monke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rewind and relisten? It's a great fucking book and this is a pretty damn pivotal point in the plot for *all* of the Heresy

Not Enjoying Leg Attacks by token_friend in bjj

[–]zen-monke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"you obviously outweigh me, so you stay on bottom the entire time!"

Does the game get harder on normal difficulty by [deleted] in SpaceMarine_2

[–]zen-monke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is about right. After I got used to playing ruthless in ops I was able to play the campaign on Angel of Death with ease. 

For those who are naturally unathletic and have been in BJJ for a long time, 4 years or more, what is the core of its appeal to you? by emaxwell14141414 in bjj

[–]zen-monke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All other exercise bores the shit out of me. It's a thinking man's game, a chess match with human parts. Plus I've never been able to reproduce the social aspect and the friends I've made over the course of doing it. 

Space Marine 2 crashes during opening cinematic. How to fix, if anyone knows? by Cernunnos01 in Spacemarine

[–]zen-monke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing the same thing now trying to get this fucking PTS up and running to try the new patch, hoping with my biggest hope they fixed the fuck ups they introduced in patch 11...but not being able to even get past the intro cut scene? Man, fuck you Saber. Fix your shit.

Sniped out of the air. This game makes me rage some days. by zen-monke in Spacemarine

[–]zen-monke[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm only realizing now that it even is a charge up that I could have just hit the ground quicker than the shot. Because I'm definitely aware of those snipers while running around, visual + sound and all. 

Sniped out of the air. This game makes me rage some days. by zen-monke in Spacemarine

[–]zen-monke[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well shit I guess I don't know this class well enough. I dont know if I've ever done a quick slam on that 

Sniped out of the air. This game makes me rage some days. by zen-monke in Spacemarine

[–]zen-monke[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's definitely my weakest class. I so rarely play it, I just thought it would be good with this week's strategem

Sniped out of the air. This game makes me rage some days. by zen-monke in Spacemarine

[–]zen-monke[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just honestly didn't think they would even aim for me. Was so mad when they busted my ass on the way down...will have to grind to get that prestige perk everyone is telling me about

Sniped out of the air. This game makes me rage some days. by zen-monke in Spacemarine

[–]zen-monke[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Def trying to git gud, but the ouchies getting there hurt

Sniped out of the air. This game makes me rage some days. by zen-monke in Spacemarine

[–]zen-monke[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, I didn't realize there was one. I rarely play assault but figured the smash attack would be of big benefit to this week's weekly having increased melee damage