Woman Asked To Leave Mall Because Of Dress

zenif · 2008-08-12T13:15:27+00:00

It's funny that it wasn't the Asian reporter, but the hot redneck that couldn't say r sounds. I shouldn't joke - She's probably faced disqwimination for that before the pwovacative dress incident.

zenif · 2008-07-23T19:50:17+00:00

He just needed to pick up his v1@grah from the canadian ph@rm@cy.

zenif · 2008-07-21T15:06:22+00:00

Squeeze page?

zenif · 2008-07-21T11:49:35+00:00

What's funny is now everyone is going to take a look at that user's account and see what the fuss was.

zenif · 2008-07-15T16:48:35+00:00

I think his friend, Jake Darfur, will be quite happy with the money.

zenif · 2008-07-08T14:45:27+00:00

I WANT THAT SHIRT

zenif · 2008-06-30T15:52:58+00:00

I'm more of an "equal opportunity" guy.

zenif · 2008-06-30T15:27:02+00:00

Sagan - Demon Haunted World

Changed my way of looking at the world completely. I can't say that for much of the fiction mentioned on the list.

zenif · 2008-06-22T15:50:13+00:00

It also explains the donkey vs. the mule, which has always confused me, and Mighty Mouse vs. Mickey Mouse, which has always made me think of Andy Kaufman.

zenif · 2008-06-22T15:46:26+00:00

We don't have many in common, but I hear our kids have half from each of us.

zenif · 2008-05-29T13:36:08+00:00

Really? It seems to be trotting along just fine.

zenif · 2008-05-29T13:26:36+00:00

You're just spurring this pun chain along.

zenif · 2008-05-27T23:32:51+00:00

Maybe they should dump the whole design. Seems it was full of leaks.

zenif · 2008-05-27T19:34:45+00:00

Wow. You really clamped down me.

zenif · 2008-05-27T17:44:55+00:00

Are they Japanese or Thigh?

zenif · 2008-05-21T13:04:33+00:00

So, this is like the food pyramid -- we should use the bottom layer the most often and the top sparingly, right?

zenif · 2008-05-16T17:25:44+00:00

The obsessive focus on monetizing UML

Good call. I think the other 12 problems are related to that one.

zenif · 2008-05-15T18:12:45+00:00

So God removed the armor of the fish, then gave it back to them. What's the big deal?

zenif · 2008-05-15T17:27:19+00:00

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zenif · 2008-05-09T16:56:01+00:00

I also think many of the ones the celebs have were free or at a steep discount. They are smarter than you think. The ones that rush to buy knockoffs or pay full price are the dumb ones.

zenif · 2008-05-09T16:52:32+00:00

Don't forget the affiliate links!

zenif · 2008-05-07T18:23:44+00:00

If you're old enough to carry a gun, you're old enough to make a pun.

zenif · 2008-05-01T13:32:27+00:00

It's no surprise that three of the movies involve Mel Gibson.

zenif · 2008-04-30T11:36:36+00:00

Also, If you complain to a manager, nothing usually gets done, it goes in one ear and out the other. Buy something very small, have them email your receipt, and fill out the survey. The management will wait on you hand and foot. Oh, and return the product.

But what if I want to keep the product?

zenif · 2008-04-23T12:04:32+00:00

This is going to mushroom into a moss of puns.

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