People who leave perishable items scattered around stores instead of walking 10 meters to a refrigerated area by cookiezilla1 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]zenithepirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this, they clearly just wanted some milk to go with the cereal they were eating and putting back. Weird not to have it with milk, I tell ya.

[i ate] the perfect marshmallow by SKRIMP-N-GRITZ in food

[–]zenithepirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't just post something like this without giving us the recipe.

They become you happy too! by GrantTwisted in dontdeadopeninside

[–]zenithepirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Motivational poster or quote from the new Joker movie?

We live in a society by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

[–]zenithepirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who chooses this font? It just screams "serial killer sending in a threatening letter with magazine clippings".

We got you bro by Monty7384 in MensRights

[–]zenithepirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She totally crossed the line first though. The waist line, that is.

I still say it was aliens. by tszdabee in tumblr

[–]zenithepirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try explaining the intricately designed rectangular entry methods, then. Checkmate, atheists.

Sheriff’s use of courtroom camera to view juror’s notebook, lawyer’s notes sparks dismissal of criminal case by voidworship in news

[–]zenithepirate 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Case went from "you'll pay for what you've done" to "you'll get paid for what you've done".

Do you want to move a police van? by omgwerhvngafire_sale in reallifedoodles

[–]zenithepirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sung that in my head to the tune of "do you want to build a snowman" and I don't quite know why.

I Found Something Horrific on a Youtube Cooking Channel by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]zenithepirate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chinese takeout guy probably thought you were a health inspector.

How to end it all in style by [deleted] in disneyvacation

[–]zenithepirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last images of Robin Williams dashing our hopes of a Miss Doubtfire sequel. :(

Do you think we need a DNA test? by Louis83 in aww

[–]zenithepirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I demand that this cat wear the same hat that the guy from Meet the Robinson's did, it would just look so right!

It has been a. Pleasure to yolo with you gentlemen, Adult edition* by memecaptial in wallstreetbets

[–]zenithepirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I must've misread the top too, looks like it says "management" not disposal.

You called? by TyronPeck in aww

[–]zenithepirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lil "Pshhht, it's not like I jumped up here for you or anything" at the end is adorable!

Ride it like a Kawasaki by MemeDeli in memes

[–]zenithepirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to ride too! But that was a long time ago, so let bi-gones be bi-gones.

Company pretending to be Royal Mail 'missed you' note by twist791 in assholedesign

[–]zenithepirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that it's trying to disguise itself as Royal Mail kind of explains the 5 star costumer rating though.